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Song Parodies -> "Wait, Here Comes the Dora 9 (ME)"

Original Song Title:

"867-5309 (Jenny)"

Original Performer:

Less Than Jake

Parody Song Title:

"Wait, Here Comes the Dora 9 (ME)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Although this OS was written by Tommy Tutone, it has been performed by various artists including Less Than Jake. I am using that latter version with slight tweaking for some Third Reich material. In this scenario, a ME (Messerschmitt) 262 jet fighter is attacking an Allied bomber stream when a P-51 Mustang swoops down to kill. He's on the LW pilot's 6, but then the Me-262 dives (an actual error in training as all he would have to do is open the throttles on the Jumos and straight-line accelerate away), so it looks like he is gonna get hit and have to bail. But NO! A Fw-190D-9 Dora comes to the recuse and nails the Mustang close to the LW base. The LW field gunners are prepared with the mighty SaMaKa just in case!!!
ME-262 in hot pursuit
Enemy bombers with escorts to boot
1000 bomber raid, Allies are back for more
MK-108s firing, bomber will fall

The ME’s got your number
Your luck ran out this time
Mustangs now coming in numbers
Wait, here comes the Dora 9 (Wait, here comes the Dora 9 )!!!

ME, ME
German jet enemy
Surprised to see
Mustang on your Six firing

Panicked, he dives for the floor
Back to base nearby
Field gunners with SaMaKa armed
Aimed toward the sky

It got hit (It got hit), It got hit
Dora 9 ripped off its Yank tail
It got hit (It got hit), It got hit
ME not forced to bail

Wait, here comes the Dora 9 (Wait, here comes the Dora 9 )!!!

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Rob Arndt - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh God... I'm gonna have to start leaving footnotes for the Third Reich impaired!!! Anyway for those that don't know: ME (Messerschmitt), Me-262 world's first operational jet fighter, MK-108s are 30mm cannons (the 262 had four in the nose), P-51 Mustang was an escort fighter for the USAAF bombers, Fw-190D-9 Dora was one of the best fighter/interceptors below 26,000 ft and protected Me-262 airbases from loitering Allied marauders. The SaMaKa was a flak gun using 8x MG-81s at 1600 rpm each to produce a ROF (Rate of Fire) of 12,800 rpm!!! It was nicknamed the Fire Dragon.
David Copper - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Holy s***, 12,800 rpm in World War 2??? That's more than a Minigun!!! Why don't we use that now in Afghanistan???
Yankee Boy - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Decent parody, but me thinks you are over-hyping German combat. The Luftwaffe was all but beaten from summer '44 until May 1945. The 262 was a marvel, but never enough to do any real harm and one would not be bailed out by a Dora unless it was near its AB. The Doras themeselves were under attack too and the Mustang-D ruled the sky. Not knocking the German pilots, but they were deluged. As for that SaMaKa thing... you made me look it up. Impressive, but not in wide-spread use. Also, we won! The Germans had awesome stuff, they just couldn't produce enough of it and should never have attacked the USSR nor declared war on the US.
Rob Arndt - November 18, 2011 - Report this comment
WW2 was won by three powerful Allies over a 6 year period. Germany lost due to Allied superiority in materials and manpower. And your P-51D did not out-class the Fw-190D-9 thru 13 nor the Me Bf 109 latter Gs and Ks. In fact the K-4 had a speed of 452 mph, climb nearly 5000 fpm, ceiling 41,000 ft, was heavily armed with 2x 20mm and 1x 30mm cannon, and had an excellent DB 605ASCM/DCM motor of 2000 hp EP. And it could carrry a range of rockets from 55mm-280mm!!! The Germans also had two fighter jets in operation- the Me-262 AND He-162 plus were building 3 more types of just jet fighters (Fw Ta 183, Go-229, and Me P.1101). They also had prototype disc craft and the disruptive "Foo Fighter" weapons which used highly advanced technology for flight- mercury ion plasma as well as electrostatic weapons developed at Messerschmitt, Oberammergau! AFAIK, the Doras did a fine job of protecting the Me-262s and the SaMaKa was produced in moderate numbers for airfield defense. I don't recall even one incident where a Spit/Stang/Jug/Typhoon/Tempest took out one of them. Also, the Germans could have taken Russia with a strategic 4-engine bomber to prevent them from moving industries behind the Urals and also could have let the 6th Army retreat at Stalingrad and have not deployed the Ferdinand and Tigers until the bugs were worked out. Kursk could have been better planned. And so on... You will find that most of the German errors of WW2 were caused by Hitler and Nazi in-fighting for power.

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