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Song Parodies -> "He's Gonna Puke Soon"

Original Song Title:

"She's Gonna Break Soon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Less Than Jake

Parody Song Title:

"He's Gonna Puke Soon"

Parody Written by:

Freakofcrms

The Lyrics

Dedicated to my brother puke long big brother puke long!
He's gonna puke soon,
Gonna puke soon,
Gonna puke soon (repeat)
He just can't hold it down
Its just coming straight on out.
Cuz he's gonna puke soon,
Gonna puke soon,
He's gonna puke.

Welcome to his nasty little life
Of getting sick and puking up
He never follows any trends
He'll never kiss that girl again
He doesn't have many friends
Cuz he keeps puking on their heads.

He's gonna puke soon,
Gonna puke soon,
Gonna puke soon (repeat)
He just can't hold it down
Its just coming straight on out.
Cuz he's gonna puke soon,
Gonna puke soon,
He's gonna puke.

He always wishes that he'll never puke again
But it always comes up green and chunky,
Its the toilet every night and the bathroom floor again,
He's just always full inside with that brown and chunky fun.
He'll be spending all week in that bathroom again
With the toilet, his best friend!

He's gonna puke soon,
Gonna puke soon,
Gonna puke soon (repeat)
He just can't hold it down
Its just coming straight on out.
Cuz he's gonna puke soon,
Gonna puke soon,
He's gonna puke.

The way you said good-bye to her
Tore both your hearts right in two,
And all the lies you said,
Will come back and haunt you both again,
Maybe you should of told her the truth,
But now its got the best of you!

He's gonna puke soon,
Gonna puke soon,
Gonna puke soon (repeat)
He just can't hold it down
Its just coming straight on out.
Cuz he's gonna puke soon,
Gonna puke soon,
He's gonna puke.

Puke soon,
Gonna puke soon,
He's gonna puke soon!

Puke soon,
Gonna puke soon,
He's gonna puke soon!
yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's gonna puke YEAHH
he's gonna puke YEAHH

He just can't hold it down
Its just coming straight on out
He's gonna puke.

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