Song Parodies -> Mostly Calories
| Original Song Title: | "Mostly Memories" |
| Original Performer: | Less Than Jake |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mostly Calories" |
| Parody Written by: | Spud |
This one's about ice cream cake, and how I haven't had any in so long, and how I'm suffering withdrawal.
Mostly Calories
I can't seem to recognize either side
of this modern version of tasty perversion
of food. I haven't eat'n in quite a while
I'm out of style. Haven't eaten that in so long
And I miss it so, I
I really miss the taste of it in my mouth...
It's mostly calories
Most missed tasty ice cream cake
Mostly truly heavenly
It's mostly fattening
It's mostly calories
Most missed tasty ice cream cake
Mostly ice cream and icing
It's mostly fattening
Fattening
I can't seen to recognize either side
of the glass case of the local Dairy Queen I'm in
Yeah I've tried to memorize with my own eyes
What are all the flavors and all of the cravers
I've had, still missing all the thrill of the taste...
It's mostly calories
Most missed tasty ice cream cake
Mostly truly heavenly
It's mostly fattening
It's mostly calories
Most missed tasty ice cream cake
Mostly ice cream and icing
It's mostly fattening
Fattening
Out of dough, don't have enough
Out of ice cream, out of cake
Don't want to, but I'm thinning up...
It's mostly calories
Most missed tasty ice cream cake
Mostly truly heavenly
It's mostly fattening
It's mostly calories
Most missed tasty ice cream cake
Mostly ice cream and icing
It's mostly fattening
Fattening
I can't seem to recognize either side
of this modern version of tasty perversion
of food. I haven't eat'n in quite a while
I'm out of style. Haven't eaten that in so long
And I miss it so, I
I really miss the taste of it in my mouth...
It's mostly calories
Most missed tasty ice cream cake
Mostly truly heavenly
It's mostly fattening
It's mostly calories
Most missed tasty ice cream cake
Mostly ice cream and icing
It's mostly fattening
Fattening
I can't seen to recognize either side
of the glass case of the local Dairy Queen I'm in
Yeah I've tried to memorize with my own eyes
What are all the flavors and all of the cravers
I've had, still missing all the thrill of the taste...
It's mostly calories
Most missed tasty ice cream cake
Mostly truly heavenly
It's mostly fattening
It's mostly calories
Most missed tasty ice cream cake
Mostly ice cream and icing
It's mostly fattening
Fattening
Out of dough, don't have enough
Out of ice cream, out of cake
Don't want to, but I'm thinning up...
It's mostly calories
Most missed tasty ice cream cake
Mostly truly heavenly
It's mostly fattening
It's mostly calories
Most missed tasty ice cream cake
Mostly ice cream and icing
It's mostly fattening
Fattening
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