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Song Parodies -> "Bedroom Ants"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Romance"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Bedroom Ants"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Got us some bedroom ants

Tra-la, oh my God
Feeling like a clod
Itching on my bod
Got the bedroom ants

Some get the roaches
And some get the fleas
Some creepy crawly thing
Aye, there’s the rub
Rub, rub, rub, aye there’s the rub

So cut the drama
Just please use your head
Don’t eat your dinner where we keep the bed
Don’t make that flub
Flub, flub, flub, don’t make that flub

They’ll come and invade you
And just irritate you
You’ll get it bad, the bedroom ants

So keep your eating in the dining room, friend
Or you’ll see lots of bedroom ants
Don’t be a dummy, you’ll get crumbs on the bed
And there’ll be a lot of bedroom ants

Caught up with bedroom ants
In shoes and in your pants

Tra-la, no entrada
With food in la sala
Get inconsolada
Caught with bedroom ants

Look in the corner
And see what you’ll find
Their little mandibles
All clicking in time
They’re in the club
Club, club, club their ANTics Club
Just break the cycle
It just makes me sick
The pizza crust ends
All piled 5 feet thick
The crud is stuck
Stuck, stuck, stuck, the crud is stuck

You that it is true
They love to eat up food
(And they make you itch, baby!)
We got it bad, the bedroom ants

You see them marching with their little aphids
We’re seeing all the bedroom ants
Now from the hallway you can detect quite a stench
And you can see all of the bedroom ants

Caught with the bedroom ants!

No Hotel Ramada
Start an ANTifada
Like we did Osama
Yup, those bedroom ants!
Just like Ali Baba
Wish, but I get nada
Where’s the baking soda?
Kill those bedroom ants!

Spray, spray, bugspray lady
Or else use bugbombs, baby (3x)
(Just flick the switch, baby!)

Just get those bugs
And keep food in the fridge
Let’s kill those bugs
And clean up with some Pledge

Don’t want no more
Do you get the message
Don’t want no more
Or else this is the end

Look they climbed on the beds!
(Caught with the bedroom ants)
And they’ve jumped on our heads!
(Caught with the bedroom ants)

They’re all now pushing us out on the ledge
You and me caught by bedroom ants
Now quit that shoving, we will fall to our deaths
Floor 13 with all the bedroom ants

Fight off with a lance!
(Caught by the bedroom ants)
Take martial arts stance!
(Caught by the bedroom ants)
Have a snowball’s chance!

Ah ah, oh my god
Call the rescue squad
This lifestyle was flawed
With these bedroom ants!
Copyirght 2010, Agrimorfee. I'm NOT going to do this song again. No derogatory statements towards any race or religion is implied or should be inferred.

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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Matthias - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
You must be a big fan of Lady Gaga, Either that or just "Bad Romance" parodying the song twice! Not sure if you've done that for any other song (that's not a revision). Ethan did something similar to this one once but yours was funnier and made a lot more sense than his did.
Chance Gollnick - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
How do you get rid of bedroom bats? Theirs been two in my house within i think a week of eachother.
Jeff Reuben - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Gaga's always a good choice of songs. I'm glad I haven't come anywhere close to suffering through what you describes in hilarious detail here. I'd much rather have bats...which would be cool.
MasonR - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Between this excellent parody and Rick Duncan's contribution I think we have a major infestation of silliness today. 5 dead ants!
Hu's On First - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Now "bedroom CRABS" would be an entirely different story...
Christie Marie M - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
I enjoyed yours and Ethan's version of 'Bedroom Ants'. You both did a great job spoofing this OS with the same subject. 555 ant traps placed in your house!
Matthias - February 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I think this was the first time I heard Below Average Dave's recording of this song. Awesome little tune here! I loved this parody.
Porfle Popnecker - February 23, 2012 - Report this comment
You should just break the ants. Then you'd have breaked ants.
Mark Scotti - February 23, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant.....Dedant...dedant...dedantdeadantdedant..dedantdedannnnnnnnnt!!! LOL
Andria - February 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Great work, I've struggled with ant infestations (all over the house) throughout the 2 1/2 years I've been at this location, and in the 11 months I was in the armpit I was in before. The ants in both places seem fond of nonfood items like my shampoo, conditioner, lotion, toothpaste, and even INCENSE, of all things. An improvement over the OS, and a $555 credit to the exterminator of your choice.
Blaydeman - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not the BEDROOM ANTS! OH THE HUMANITY! LOL! Greta job! The recording was hilarious too! 555 army ants for you, sorry :)
Agrimorfee - March 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Credit for the recording goes solely to BAD, I wish I could have done it myself!
Abbott Skelding - March 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent job! Also the greatest title switch in a long long time! Funny stuff here!
LilBedBug - March 02, 2012 - Report this comment
watch out for the BedBugs, Lord Agree, they are quite common now in the very best of Hotels !
bobpiecheese - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) I think the only thing worse than ants in the bed is ants in the dishwasher. Yes, that has happened to me. This was an absolutely fantastic parody, no complaints at all. 555 cans of Mortein!
Glen S - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Very funny take on this Agri. Liked the 'what you’ll find/All clicking in time' stanza and a lot of the soundalikes. I'm very ANTi-ANTS.
D-Mon - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) The title sub was extremely clever, funny write Aggy!
Matthias - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment
See above! Great parody still and I love that you loved this song so much you had to do it twice! Lady Gaga rocks!
Meriadoc - November 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Extra kudos for the aphids and the ANTIfada. We only ever had kitchen and bathroom ants. Once had a bunch get in the Parmesan cheese, unnoticed. Then used the Parmesan cheese on the Italian Sausage Soup. Unnoticed. and wasn't pretty.
brightCAP - November 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice use of the title soundalike! I think that counts as an eggcorn.. My favorite line is "Flub, flub, flub, don’t make that flub"

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