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Song Parodies -> "Pokémon"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Pokémon"

Parody Written by:

SamuraiMaster

The Lyrics

Yeah I've done only God knows how many pokemon parodies but I don't care....
Pi-pi-ka-chu
Pi-pi-ka-chu
Pi-pi-ka-chu
Pi-pi-ka-chu
Pi-pi-ka-chu

I wanna battle like they do in the TV
Travel through the forest, trainers look at me, I love it
The battle of pokemon is such a work of art
Enough chit chat, I think it's time to finally start

Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh oh
I'll trade cards, just not my charizard
Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh oh
I'll trade cards, just not my charizard

I choose you, I choose you
My unbeatable team of pokemon
(I may choose Charmander)
I choose you, I choose you
My unbeatable team of pokemon
(Second thought I'll choose my Abra)

P-p-p-pokemon p-p-pokemon
(Pi-pi-ka-chu)
P-p-p-pokemon p-p-pokemon
(Pi-pi-ka-chu)

I wanna beat the gyms and then be the champ
I take my game with me when I go to summer camp, I love it
To hell with Yu-Gi-Oh and WarCraft I won't try
I laugh at all the nerds who think they're some jedi


Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh oh
Cosby asks what I play, this is what I say
Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh oh oh
Cosby asks what I play, and this is what I say

I choose you, I choose you
My unbeatable team of pokemon
(Pikachu is overrated)
I choose you, I choose you
My unbeatable team of pokemon
(Legends are so overpowered)

P-p-p-pokemon p-p-pokemon
(Pi-pi-ka-chu)
P-p-p-pokemon p-p-pokemon
(Pi-pi-ka-chu)
(Pi-pi-ka-chu)
(Pi-pi-ka-chu)

I won't back from any challenge
Run or surrender
I'll beat you with my Raichu
It's so complex, no one checks, my filled up pokedex

Just like the TV show
I will deliver the final blow
I promise you this, promise this
Four hundred nintey-two pokemon, in my grips

I choose you, I choose you
My unbeatable team of pokemon
(You say you have one-fifty-one)
I choose you, I choose you
My unbeatable team of pokemon
(There are nearly five hundred now)

I choose you, I choose you
My unbeatable team of pokemon
(Team Rocket takes to the sky)
I choose you, I choose you
My unbeatable team of pokemon
(Garydos can really fly)

I choose you, I choose you
My unbeatable team of pokemon
(Every gym shall bow before me)
I choose you, I choose you
My unbeatable team of pokemon
(Elite Four shall not defeat me)


P-p-p-pokemon p-p-pokemon
P-p-p-pokemon p-p-pokemon
(Gotta catch them all)


P-p-p-pokemon p-p-pokemon
(Pi-pi-ka-chu)
P-p-p-pokemon p-p-pokemon
(Pi-pi-ka-chu)

P-p-p-pokemon p-p-pokemon
(Pi-pi-ka-chu)
P-p-p-pokemon p-p-pokemon
(Pi-pi-ka-chu)
This took some time, and I'm still not sure if a lot of you will get some references made in this song, especially the Cosby reference. Let's just say you'd need to watch the Simpsons to get that one... But hey, I think this will draw some laughs....

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carly_carlz - May 28, 2010 - Report this comment
I am not "gaga" for Pokemon, but this is a cute spoof. Perfect.

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