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Song Parodies -> "I'm an Android"

Original Song Title:

"Alejandro"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"I'm an Android"

Parody Written by:

Word Nerd

The Lyrics

(I know that we are young, and I know that you may love me, but my honesty chip won’t let me hide the truth: I’m an android.)

I’ve got wires ‘stead of brain cells
So I cannot feel pain,
Or go insane.
You can shun me now that you know,
Just don’t be so cruel as to leave me
In the rain.

Data from Star Trek’s my friend,
Robo-buddies till the end.
We dream of electric sheep,
But never sleep.

I’ve got a gut
Filled with circuits,
I’m an android.
My metal butt
Can crack walnuts
Sans steroids.
At calculations, I’m the best,
But I can’t pass a Turing Test.
Landed here just
After Earth’s glut
Of asteroids.

I’m an android, I’m an android.
Laser-deathray android, evil robot android.
I’m an android, I’m an android.
Solar-powered android, hacked-your-wifi android.

(Stop. Error. Does not compute. Divide by zero. Does not compute.)

I’m from Pluto, and I will not go
Until you open your eyes,
And recognize
We’re a planet, si, comprende?
I’ve got machine guns for legs,
I don’t compromise.

Not the droid you’re looking for,
R2-D2’s such a bore.
He’s a bleeping can on wheels,
I wear high heels!

I found my forte
In tech support,
I’m an android.
In HP Corp’s
Kangaroo court
I’m employed.
Advantages, I have a lot,
Just ask the doctor what I’ve got:
USB ports
Instead of warts
And hemorrhoids.

I’m an android, I’m an android.
Terminator android, Skynet’s latest android.
I’m an android, I’m an android.
Seventeenth-gen android, still no Flash on android.

Detect no bugs,
Don’t pull the plug,
I’m an android.
No good at hugs
On static rugs;
Try to avoid.
Oil, I chug
From coffee mugs
Made of alloys.
When I get wet, I tend to zap
Humanoids.

I never run,
Jetpacks are fun,
I’m an android.
My kind makes fun
Of Gatling guns
When annoyed.
My eyeball screens are all aglow,
Superior to man, although,
I’ve been outdone,
Brought down by one
Sigmund Freud.

I’m an android, I’m an android.
Wind-up dancing android, Rock ‘em Sock ‘em android.
I’m an android, I’m an android.
Domo, Mr. Android, arigato, android.

It really pays (I’m an android)
To make a wage (I’m an android)
As an android.
High-def display, (Built-in speakers android)
Instant replay, (Autotunin’ android)
And Pink Floyd.
I feel no love, happy or sad, (I’m an android)
Guess being rust-free makes me glad. (I’m an android)
This is the way (Windows Seven android)
To spend your days (My idea android)
Without joy.

I’m an android.

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Christie Marie M - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job on this one, Word Nerd! My fave of the day and one of my fave Gaga OS'. When I think of androids, it makes me think of Bicentennial Man with Robin Williams, or Phantasy Star or Final Fantasy characters who are androids. I also love the way you spoofed this OS and dug the switching and variations of your choruses. They don't call you Word Nerd for nothing! I bet you have an IQ of what? 200+? This is 555 GB's worth of entertainment! Impressive! Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!
Claude Prez - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey there mysterious stranger! This was really good; I especially liked all the rhymes you came up with for droid. Also "Rock 'em Sock 'em android" was awesome cuz I used to love me some Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots. Great job! I go away now!
Big Red - July 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Great stuff. One of the best I've seen in a long time, coming from a non-fan of Lady Gaga.
Wendy Christopher - August 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Why, it's almost like Lady Gaga wrote it herself! Except... she wouldn't have done nearly as good a job as you have. Definitely a 555!

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