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Song Parodies -> "Mind Controlled"

Original Song Title:

"Telephone"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Mind Controlled"

Parody Written by:

Nathan Elia

The Lyrics

This is my glorious comeback to AmIRight. This song addresses the rumors that Lady Gaga is an "Illuminati Puppet." What is her and Beyonce's answer? Read and see.
Hello, hello people
There is something that they say
That I am a puppet of the CIA
And I say to the people
That accuse me of this
Sorry, I cannot tell you
I’m kinda busy
K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot tell you
I’m kinda busy

Just a second, I gotta go to the bathroom
And I cannot tell you while I’m taking a crap, eh?
You should have called the CIA, you knew I was busy
And now you won’t stop talkin’ to me
I’m kinda busy

Stop askin’, stop askin’, I don’t wanna lie anymore! I left my mind and my soul in the Pentagon!
Stop askin, stop askin, I don’t wanna talk anymore! I left my mind and my soul in the Pentagon!

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop mind controllin’ me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I’m busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop mind controllin’ me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can ask all you want but there’s no answer ‘cause I’m not gonna tell if I’m mind controlled
‘Cause I’m out of my mind and I’m doin’ that drug and I’m not gonna say if I’m mind controlled

Can ask all you want but there’s no answer ‘cause I’m not gonna tell if I’m mind controlled
Out of my mind and I’m doin’ that drug and I’m not gonna say if I’m mind controlled

By the way you askin’ up a storm won’t make me tell you faster, or admit it faster, tell the secret faster.
I shoulda left myself at home ‘cause this is a disaster!
Askin’ like a game show host
Sorry: I cannot answer!

Not that I don’t like you, It’s just a big secret
And I’m sick and tired of the plan bein’ revealed
Sometimes I feel like I live in Grand Central Station
Tonight I’m not answerin’ no questions, yeah yeah
No questions, yeah yeah
Tonight I’m not answerin’ no questions, yeah yeah


Stop askin’, stop askin’, I don’t wanna lie anymore! I left my mind and my soul in the Pentagon!
Stop askin, stop askin, I don’t wanna talk anymore! I left my mind and my soul in the Pentagon!
Stop askin’, stop askin’, I don’t wanna lie anymore! I left my mind and my soul in the Pentagon!
Stop askin, stop askin, I don’t wanna talk anymore! I left my mind and my soul in the Pentagon!


Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop mind controllin’ me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I’m busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop mind controllin’ me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can ask all you want but there’s no answer ‘cause I’m not gonna tell if I’m mind controlled
‘Cause I’m out of my mind and I’m doin’ that drug and I’m not gonna say if I’m mind controlled

Can ask all you want but there’s no answer ‘cause I’m not gonna tell if I’m mind controlled
‘Cause I’m out of my mind and I’m doin’ that drug and I’m not gonna say if I’m mind controlled, mind controlled, mi-mi-mi-mind controlled!

‘Cause I’m out of my mind and I’m doin’ that drug and I’m not gonna say if I’m mind controlled!
Mind controlled!
Mi, mi, mi, mind controlled
‘Cause I’m out of my mind and I’m doin’ that drug and I’m not gonna say if I’m mind controlled!

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Phil N - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I was expecting this to be about her controlling listeners' minds, but this was good too

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