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Song Parodies -> "Just Cramps"

Original Song Title:

"Just Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Just Cramps"

Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

The Lyrics

SOMEBODY PUT MY I KISSED A CAT PARODY ON YOUTUBE AND CALLED IT THEIR OWN I LISTENED TO THE SONG AND READ MY LYRICS THEIR MINE. so SCREW YOU. And no im not fat
Ive ran a little bit to much (much)
and all my pains they start to flush (start to flush now)
cant barely walk or stand how many cramps at hand
where are my friends i lost my legs (legs)

whats going on in this world
i'd love to move but i cant even walk right anymore
keep it cool ill call 911 i need life alert but its alright
a-alright

just cramps ,shootin through your legs ah ah ah
just cramps ,pounding in my legs ow ow ow
just cramps ,shootin through your legs
cramps cramps just ccccc CRAMPS!!!!

wish i could work my fata** out (out)
how did my legs just go freak out (twisting and knoting)
control your weight they say ,running is hard on legs
and im gettin some hell tonight oh oh oh

whats going on in this world
i'd love to move but i cant even walk right anymore
keep it cool ill call 911 i need life alert but its alright
a-alright

just cramps ,shootin through your legs ah ah ah
just cramps ,pounding in my legs ow ow ow
just cramps ,shootin through your legs
cramps cramps cramps , just cccc cramps

akon part skipped

and ended cause the rest is repeated and stupid so enjoy the song although the timing i know may be wrong or it misses the right things like just dance but ya know enjoy.

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Phil N - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Quite funny!
Christie Marie M - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job and great effort. Yeah, Akon's as well as Colby's part is very hard to do indeed. But still a painfully hilarious parody.
Just Flipp (2) - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Great

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