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Song Parodies -> "Crappy Song"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Crappy Song"

Parody Written by:

Ten Second Braeden

The Lyrics

Time to make fun of more Top 40 songs!
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I hear a bad song playing on the radio
Hate it, never play it, stop it, this song is too slow (I hate it)
Words, beat, and the rhythm, they are all extremely bad
And after it's lost popularity then I'll be glad

oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll turn it off, that horrible sound

oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll turn it off, that horrible sound

Can't stand it, can't stand it
Don't want to hear a crappy song
(no one likes Lady Gaga)

Can't stand it, can't stand it
Don't want to hear a crappy song
(no one likes Lady Gaga)

c-c-c-crappy song, c-c-crappy song
(f-f-f-fail)

c-c-c-crappy song, c-c-crappy song
(f-f-f-fail)

I wanna hear something, doesn't make my ears bleed
The BPM's too low, it's too slow of a speed (I hate it)
This awful song, how the hell is it number one?
and when I'm in the car, hearing this song is never fun (fun)

oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll turn it off, that horrible sound

oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll turn it off, that horrible sound

Can't stand it, can't stand it
Don't want to hear a crappy song
(no one likes Lady Gaga)

Can't stand it, can't stand it
Don't want to hear a crappy song
(no one likes Lady Gaga)

c-c-c-crappy song, c-c-crappy song
(f-f-f-fail)

c-c-c-crappy song, c-c-crappy song
(f-f-f-fail)

I won't tell you how I hate it, kick or punch it
Cause she is a real bad singer
I'm not lying, it's just awful with its repetition (fail)
Just like some nails scratch on a chalkboard, turn it off before I just freak out
I promise this, promise this
This bad song it's so terrible

Can't stand it, can't stand it
Don't want to hear a crappy song
(no one likes Lady Gaga)
Can't stand it, can't stand it
Don't want to hear a crappy song
(no one likes Lady Gaga)
This song sucks, this song sucks
Don't want to hear a crappy song
(no one likes Lady Gaga)
This song sucks, this song sucks
Don't want to hear a crappy song
(no one likes Lady Gaga)
It's so bad, It's so bad
Don't want to hear a crappy song
(no one likes Lady Gaga)
Can't stand it, can't stand it
Don't want to hear a crappy song
(no one likes Lady Gaga)

c-c-c-crappy song, c-c-crappy song
(no one likes Lady Gaga)
c-c-c-crappy song, c-c-crappy song
(no one likes Lady Gaga)
c-c-c-crappy song, c-c-crappy song
(f-f-f-fail)
c-c-c-crappy song, c-c-crappy song
(f-f-f-fail)
c-c-c-crappy song, c-c-crappy song
(f-f-f-fail)
c-c-c-crappy song, c-c-crappy song
(f-f-f-fail)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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The CrazyCam - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
You know what else is a crappy song? The parody of this song by Venetian Princess. Sure, pacing was good, but ooh, was humor dry. The video just seemed a bit awkward to me. But uh, to the other parody of the song. I'm afraid to get into humor right now, so let's start with pacing. Um, pacing seems fairly good on its own, but the lyrics that follow reaaaaally don't work. For example, for "promise this, promise this", follow it with "atrocious" instead of "terrible". Same syllables, but it rhymes at least. Now the humor. Maybe it's something you always do to just plain out hate on a song as a joke, but really, c'mon. I wrote a parody of "Rosanna" by Toto about a week ago (Hannah Montana), and it just seemed too harsh for me to save it. But hey, it was much kinder than this song. The humor is dry, jokes are repetitive, and overall, not too fun of a parody. Lady Gaga is more of a guilty pleasure than a horrible artist...take that any way you want, lol. Pacing w/ lyrics that follow were mediocre about, and humor didn't even seem present. No reason to hate on Gaga. Tsk!
Phil Nelson - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you for writing this! My philosophy with Lady Googoogaga: Just turn it off! 5's
funky cake - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
YOU ARE A DISGRACE! LADY GAGA ROCKS!!!!!
Jonathan S. - March 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, funny cake, you are in the minority.
Slimshady2020 - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
LADY GAGA SUCKS! COOL PARODY
Lady Greenbacks - April 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm laughing all the way to the bank while suckers rhapsodize about my one-note crap.

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