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Song Parodies -> "Rad Bromance"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Romance"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Rad Bromance"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Guys in a rad bromance
Guys in a rad bromance

Praise God, Rama, Allah
We now jump and hollah
Bet your bottom dollah
It's a rad bromance

Don't do the cha-cha
Neither the lambada
But will try the hora
In our rad bromance

He is my Muttley
I'm his Dastardly
We just share everything
Like Bert and Ernie
Platonic love
Love, love, love
Platonic love

We go to Nassau
And bask in the sand
Then we debate about who got the best tan
Brotherly love
Love, love, love
Brotherly love
Love, love, love
Platonic love

We both drink the same brew
And those sweet martinis, too
That's not so bad
It's rad bromance

No big deal hugging
'Cause it all just depends
Him and me are in a rad bromance (ohhh!)
Don't you go bugging
Can't you see we're just friends?
Me and him are in a rad bromance

We sometimes trade off pants

We do the Tour de France

Wear our silk pajamas
Watching action dramas
Scarfing down good hummos
It's our rad bromance

It's such a torture
When we are apart
No one amenable
To light off my farts
It's just guy love
Love, love, love
Platonic love

We share a condo
And ride bikes to work
Live in two bedrooms
Call us "J.D. and Turk"
We have guy love
Love, love, love
Platonic love... (platonic love!)

You know he's my main dude
We both got the same 'tude
(We like our steaks thick, baby!)
It's not a fad
Our rad bromance

He'll do back rubbing
When my spine is a wreck
Him and me are in a rad bromance
Like Matt Damon and his bud Ben Affleck
Me and him are in a rad bromance

Comparing bath gel brands

Sometimes caught holding hands

Don't watch soap op-ras
Sports shows, they enthrall us
'Specially with Bob Costas
In our rad bromance

Believe in good karma
Peace like Dalai Lama
Still joke 'bout "Yo Mama"
That's our rad bromance

Turk, Turk loves his J.D.
Work it!
Drives his wife ca-razy
Bert, Bert loves his Ernie
Work it!
Though he drives him ca-razy
Laurel loves his Hardy
Work it!
Trip down, oops-a-daisy!
Look, Look! Hope and Crosby
They were so rich baby!

Platonic love
And there is no defense
Platonic love
BFFs to the end
Can't say much more
In even any language
Oui, je t'adore
BFFs to the end

Ohhhhh...(We don't want benefits!)
Ohhhh.....Dudes in a rad bromance
We don't want benefits! (Ohhhh...)
(Just a rad bromance) We don't want benefits!
Dudes in a rad bromance
(Just a rad bromance)

We go out clubbing
We trade off as wingmen
Him and me are in a rad bromance
But by late evening
We'll just go home again
Me and him are in a rad bromance

(Such a rad bromance)
Dudes in a rad bromance
(Such a rad bromance)
Dudes in a rad bromance
Dudes in a rad bromance

Our pet name is "Todd"
We may act real odd
Two peas in the pod
In our rad bromance
Copyright 2010, Agrimorfee.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 15

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Matthias - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee doing Lady GaGa up right! Fantastic! You know me so I loved: "Turk, Turk loves his J.D." :D (We never did finish that project did we?)
Guy - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment

Very bromantic. I had to LOL a few times through, but that is just my weird sense of humor. Very unique subject matter since this is the first time I've seen a parody done to this theme. I must admit that you do come up with some highly unique themes. Well done.
Abbott Skelding - September 10, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC: Nice work, I've seen this idea done a few times before, and the pacing was little off in some places, but this was really good!
bobpiecheese - September 23, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Possibly the best parody I've read that could've simply resulted from a spoonerism of the title. This was absolutely hilarious, one of the best Lady GaGa parodies I've read. 555 to the max!
Bilbopooh - September 24, 2010 - Report this comment
I love bromances. Probably my favorite on TV right now is House and Wilson. Nice job!
Below Average Dave - September 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I've seen a similar idea before on Youtube, but not executed nearly as well, love the idea, to a somewhat tough OS, great job
Andria - September 27, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC Q & R) Hate Lady Gaga and the OS, love the parody here though. Well-done and actually an improvement over the crappy OS. 5s.
w.W.w - September 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Lord Agree: What a timed Romance . . . with no Witches . . . from the 'battle of the bulge' in your pants' . . . Hey, this is a Timed Romance !
Christie Marie M - January 11, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC Tournament) After reading/singing through this one, it kinda made me wish I was a guy! Loved how you literally spoofed this OS and I must say, it's better than what I wrote from that list of ABC Tournament songs.
DJ Blaze - January 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Holy crap, what an awesome spoonerism on the title! Awesome parody too, what an overplayed song.... 555
Max Power - February 20, 2017 - Report this comment
The parody is pretty rad.
Blaydeman - February 20, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) my mind went straight to Scrubs too when I read the concept. You did really well with it. Two men singing about their bromance is inherently hilarious to me. There was a lot of fun to be had in here. You took a familair conceit and did it so well. Great work!
Abbott Skelding - February 21, 2017 - Report this comment
I didn't realize I had read this before. My first thought was that this was going to be more frat-guy bro...though that might have been too much to bear haha. Nice work!
bobpiecheese - February 21, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!

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