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Song Parodies -> "Weird Bromance"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Romance"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Weird Bromance"

Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

The Lyrics

Spoofing guido's one hair at a time ACTUAL GUIDO DEFINITON!!!= sad pathetic excuse for a male. no joke google it. also parody of the dumb jersey shore. J-e-r-s-e-y = words being sung but spread out.
woh woh woh woh watch the hair woh woh woh woh watch the hair
i Got weird bromance

pound pound pound your fist
ppound your guido fist
pound pound pound your fist
at the shore house

pound pound pound your fist
ppound your guido fist
pound pound pound your fist
at the shore house

i want your fist pumps
your spary on tans
i want them jersey sluts
aye man i dont want grenades
i need some love (love - love - love - i need some love)

i want to break dance
and meet the police
i want to make out and score in the sand
i need some hugs
hugs hugs hugs
please give me hugs

you know that im desperate
and you know that im lonely
sad sad, (bromance is sad.)

I want your fist pumps
your spray on tans
you and me could be some jersey champs
(J-e-r-s-e-y call it the jersey shore)
i want your fist pumps
and your fist poundin tans
you and me could be some jersey champs

pound pound pound your fist
ppound your guido fist
pound pound pound your fist
at the shore house

woh woh watch the hair
woh woh watch the hair
want your bad hair do's

i want to go tan
so i can look sick
sneak through the back door
i think im gunna be sick
i need some hugs
hugs hugs hugs
please give me hugs

you know that im easy
(cause im a slutty chick baby)
sad sad, (bromance is sad)

I want your fist pumps
your spray on tans
you and me could be some jersey champs
(J-e-r-s-e-y call it the jersey shore)
i want your fist pumps
and your fist poundin tans
you and me could be some jersey champs

drink, drink
drink em baby
work it threw up on a kid?
baby??

*thats the end of this parody because it repeats alot so i hope you liked it.*

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Ausfahrt - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
I'll barf on this parody
Christie Marie M - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
I find this parody rather enjoyable! Yeah, I knew an actual guido back in high school! Very disturbing. Oh, and I've been living in Jersey all my life and I didn't meet anyone bad there. However, it's the people from the Silver Lake area of Belleville, NJ that I don't get along with because the girls I knew were snotty and the boys I knew didn't care who they hurt. Great work, Chance! 555.
Timmy1000 - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
I liked this one - what a strange TV show - everyone can get their few seconds of fame.
Fiddlegirl - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't like to vote when I don't know the OS (like now, for example)... but I'm stunned-- Billy Joel always made the Jersey shore sound so cool! :)
Phil Nelson - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
pretty good

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