-> "The Playground Song"
Original Song Title:
"Pokerface"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Playground Song"
The Lyrics
Mah mah mah mah
Mah mah mah mah
I wanna swing like a monkey on the swings
Slide down the big slide until I hear rings (I love it)
But there's always a big fat bully takin' all the rides
And when I hit him with a rock, like a girl he's gonna cry
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hard, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hard, show him what I've got
Stupid guy
Stupid guy
Oh,yes,he's such booger face
(he's got a brain like a fly)
Stupid guy
Stupid guy
Oh,yes,he's such booger face
(he's got a brain like a fly)
B-b-b-booger face, b-b-booger face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-booger face, b-b-booger face
(Mum mum mum mah)
I wanna stick worms up his mouth,all choked up he'll be
A little dirt in his pants and he'll flee(I love it)
Gonna spray his middle place with my water gun
And baby,all the girls will play jacks with me,it'll be fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hard.show him what I got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hard, show him what I've got
Stupid guy
Stupid guy
Oh,yes,he's such booger face
(he's got a brain like a fly)
Stupid guy
Stupid guy
Oh,yes,he's such booger face
(he's got a brain like a fly)
B-b-b-booger face, b-b-booger face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-booger face, b-b-booger face
(Mum mum mum mah)
I wanna say "Fuck you"
'Cause I hate you
You think you're so cool
But you're just a fata nd ugly fool
Just like a whale on a beach
Put a bag on your face or somethin'
I promise this, promise this
Go run to your mommy
Stupid guy
Stupid guy
Oh,yes,he's such booger face
(he's got a brain like a fly)
Stupid guy
Stupid guy
Oh,yes,he's such booger face
(he's got a brain like a fly)
Stupid guy
Stupid guy
Oh,yes,he's such booger face
(he's got a brain like a fly)
Stupid guy
Stupid guy
Oh,yes,he's such booger face
(he's got a brain like a fly)
Stupid guy
Stupid guy
Oh,yes,he's such booger face
(he's got a brain like a fly)
Stupid guy
Stupid guy
Oh,yes,he's such booger face
(he's got a brain like a fly)
B-b-b-booger face, b-b-booger face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-b-b-booger face, b-b-booger face
(Mum mum mum mah)
(repeat over and over agin)
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