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Song Parodies -> "Bad Comments"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Romance"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Comments"

Parody Written by:

Word Nerd

The Lyrics

Original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1SJcbdlSpM&feature=related WARNING: Parody has some acronyms referring to profanity and a few horrifically offensive words that I would never actually use. The opinions expressed in this song are not mine, and I strongly disagree with the people who post comments like this.
P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!
LOL, what a n00b!
P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!
Battle cry of Youtube!

That’s an epic fail,
For-the-lose, fail whale.
Hope you step on nails
And die, you retard.
Negativity
Is the air we breathe.
Between you and me,
We hate you, retard.

Video’s posted,
And you’re full of hope.
Well, buddy, now you’re at the end of your rope.
We think it’s gay.
Gay, I say!
This looks so gay.

We hate your slideshow
Of family pics.
And from the looks of it, you’re overweight hicks.
Don’t think good ol’
Uncle Joe
Can see his toes.
(Uncle Joe can’t see his toes!)

You all suck at acting;
Camerawork had me yacking.
Your rating’s low,
So GTFO.

The Simpsons did it
And you’re no Homer J.
You’re so unfunny, it’s an outrage.
(P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!)
You’re filled with regret,
And you’ll soon rue the day
You set up your stupid Youtube page.
P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!
Pause it at 3:18,
P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!
Stupidest face I’ve seen.

We rate this one star,
You ain’t going far;
Go sit in your car:
Carbon monoxide.

Your graphics look like
They’re from MS Paint.
Took you three months to draw? Well, isn’t that quaint?
We’ll crush your dreams,
Whip like cream
Your self-esteem.

You’re such an emo,
Just go slit your wrists.
We’ll get a razor, maybe we can assist.
Is that your hair?
Au contraire,
That’s a dead bear.
(Au contraire, koala bear.)

Come visit my channel,
I wear lingerie flannel.
(Cause I’m a hot chick, baby!)
It’s not a scam,
Why’s it marked as spam?

Nazis are planning
An attack from within,
Click this link here to be cleansed of sin.
(P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!)
We should be banning
Guys with more than three chins
Come on, just tuck it in with clothes pins!
P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!
I think this guy’s a fag.
P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!
Oops, cat’s out of the bag!

I hate everything
About how you sing.
Go find bees that sting,
Are you allergic?
Let’s start a flame war,
Youtube-comment gore.
We will offend more
Than Hitler’s camp schtick.

Let’s say something racist,
No band should have a black bassist.
We’re anti-Semitic,
Jews should all live in their attics.
Shut up, stupid hippies,
Go OD on drugs, it’s “trippy.”
Can’t we all speak English?
Wetbacks, stop it with the Spanish!

You really stink,
You’re a pain in the butt.
We also think
That you dress like a slut.
IMHO,
PEBCAK.
LMAO,
Roflcopter, away!

OMG, first comment!
(Go drink some bleach and die.)
Hope this is the extent
Of your dumb, brainless
(Cry, little faggot, cry.)
Hopes for web success!

You lost your audio,
It was copyrighted.
Guess you should have asked for permission.
(P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!)
We think you should know
We’ll kick you in the head
If you post this kind of crap again.

P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!
Why did you post this?
(Go bathe in cyanide.)
Your brain is amiss!
P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wned!
Your death would be bliss!
(We’ll make clothes of your hide.)

We are called the trolls.
We have just one goal:
Make sure no one knows
That we have no lives.

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Andria - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Hate the OS (original song), love the parody. I try to refrain from commenting on YouTube for the most part, although I can't resist the 80s and 90s commercials, the chugging contests, and the videos where people drink syrup of ipecac, clam juice and cod liver oil (to name just three gross things) and are then filmed while projectile vomiting. YouTube seems to be populated by intoxicated idiots who have no sense of Internet etiquette. The pacing was just a little off, but everything else was great. 4-5-5.
Below Average Dave - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Don't hate TOS, not my favorite GaGa song though. One thing to watch. . ."I think this guy’s a fag." is immature and outdated, it doesn't say much for your vocabulary to rely on such words. . .and with such a cool name (Word Nerd) it's something you really should avoid . . .I mean seriously you are coming off as kind of an Eminem--you know the stuff that gets him as many enemies as friends, just a personal observation, take it or leave it. . .
Claude Prez - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I know good satire when I see it. Well done, mysterious stranger.
Tommy Turtle - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, we did our *best* at Homer today! We tried, *really* we tried ...oh, you weren't talking about *that* Homer... ;)

Good send-up of a pet peeve: Negative comments that don't say specifically where the parody is off on pacing, or what was wrong with it, but just call the author names or say it stinks or whatever. ... and you forgot to add, most of those "comments" are anonymous, the writers being too cowardly to sign their nicks and stand behind what they say. 555.

Tech tip: You could have left "&feature=related" out of the link, and it works fine. You can usually cut out *anything* after an & sign in a URL, but not always. so check. ... wanna learn how to make your own hyperlinks so folks can click instead of having to open a new window, copy, and paste? (They never do either one, actually.) Email me if so.
Christie Marie M - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody you wrote. Love the po-o-o-wned line in your song!
Word Nerd - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone! I really appreciate all the feedback.
Evie - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Love the OS, love the parody even more!
john ezra - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
nice job,,, good effort,,,, (its loooooOOOng!!!)

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