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Song Parodies -> "No Pants"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Romance"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"No Pants"

Parody Written by:

Kieran Dell

The Lyrics

Luckily, this is NOT a true story.
Oh, oh, no, oh, oh, oh, no
Caught with no pants on

Oh, oh, no, oh, oh, oh, no
Caught with no pants on

Ah, ah, ah, ah, oh
Oh no, oh God no
Oh no photos no
I need some pants now

Ah, ah, ah, ah, oh
Oh no, oh God no
Oh no photos no
I need some pants now

Could you please leave coz
I need privacy
Just one minute while
I slip on some jeans
Can you please go?
(Go, go, go, can you please go?)

I need some trousers
A pair of khakis
Just something more than
Some tighty-whiteys
I need some pants
(Pants, pants, pants, I need some pants)

Please put down your phone
I don't want any photos
I want some pants, a pair of pants

Don't want no boxers and
Don't want no briefs
What I want is a pair of pants

Don't want no boxers and
Don't want no briefs
What I want is a pair of pants

Oh, oh, no, oh, oh, oh, no
Caught with no pants on

Oh, oh, no, oh, oh, oh, no
Caught with no pants on

Ah, ah, ah, ah, oh
Oh no, oh God no
Oh no photos no
I need some pants now

Hey, what the hell
Are you going online
That's a breach of privacy
You could get a fine
If you do that
(That, that, that, if you do that)

Oh wait a minute
You're not uploading
All you're doing
Is Google imaging
Oh thank you God
(God, God, God, oh thank you God)

Hey what was that pic
That guy with no pants
Oh holy crap, oh crap, that's me

Whoa man how quick do you work
Or did you take
That a while ago?

Whoa man how quick do you work
Or did you take
That a while ago?

Oh, oh, no, oh, oh, oh, no
Caught with no pants on

Oh, oh, no, oh, oh, oh, no
Caught with no pants on

Ah, ah, ah, ah, oh
Oh no, oh God no
Oh no photos no
I need some pants now

Move it or take down
That sh*t right now

Move it or take down
That sh*t right now

Move it or take down
That sh*t right now

Move it or take down
That sh*t right now

Is that a link
To Youtube
Oh my God
I got a million views

And on Facebook as well
The list never ends
It's because of this
We're no longer friends
Oh, oh, oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh
Yeah we're no longer friends
(Coz i was caught with no pants)
Yeah we're no longer friends
Oh, oh, oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh
Wish I had worn pants
(Coz i was caught with no pants)
Wish I had worn pants

Don't want no boxers and
Don't want no briefs
What I want is a pair of pants

Whoa man how quick do you work
Or did you take
That a while ago?

Oh, oh, no, oh, oh, oh, no
Caught with no pants on
(Coz i was caught with no pants)
Wish I had worn pants

Oh, oh, no, oh, oh, oh, no
Caught with no pants on
(Coz i was caught with no pants)

Ah, ah, ah, ah, oh
Oh no, oh God no
Oh no photos no
I need some pants now
(c) Kieran Dell 23/01/2010

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