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Song Parodies -> "Swine Flu"

Original Song Title:

"Love Game"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Swine Flu"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

Ok, so Sam and I were thinking of ideas for what I should write next, and we thought of this. Hope you like it.
Let's stop this now, it's spreading quick
I'm gonna wash my hands so I don't get sick
Some Tamiflu should do the trick
I'm gonna wash my hands so I don't get sick

Don't wanna touch you
Cuz if I do then I might get it, yeah
It's complicated and crazy
We want to stop so don't be lazy
So we must stop this
Let's stop this
Let's stop this
Swine flu --censored--

Protect me, you love me
Come on now think for a minute
30 seconds is enough for the germs to kill

Let's stop this now, it's spreading quick
I'm gonna wash my hands so I don't get sick
Some Tamiflu should do the trick
I'm gonna wash my hands so I don't get sick

Let's stop the swine flu
Stop the swine flu
Do you want health or you want to
Stay home and feel like poo
Parce que* swine flu

Let's stop the swine flu
Stop the swine flu
Do you want health or you want to
Stay home and feel like poo
Parce que swine flu

I'm on a mission
And it involves some virus killin, yeah.
You've indicated your interest
Now come join me on my quest, yes
Now we must stop this
Let's stop this
Let's stop this
Swine flu s--censored--

Protect me, you love me
Come on now think for a minute
30 seconds is enough for the germs to kill

Let's stop this now, it's spreading quick
I'm gonna wash my hands so I don't get sick
Some Tamiflu should do the trick
I'm gonna wash my hands so I don't get sick

Let's stop the swine flu
Stop the swine flu
Do you want health or you want to
Stay home and feel like poo
Parce que swine flu

Let's stop the swine flu
Stop the swine flu
Do you want health or you want to
Stay home and feel like poo
Parce que swine flu

I can see you standing there
From across the hall
A mask on your mouth
And a hand on your heart
The tale of H1N1
Always starts the same
With a kid and a friend and a plan and a flu
And a flu
And a flu
And a flu
The swine flu

Let's stop the swine flu
Stop the swine flu
Do you want health or you want to
Stay home and feel like poo
Parce que swine flu

Let's stop the swine flu
Stop the swine flu
Do you want health or you want to
Stay home and feel like poo
Parce que swine flu

Let's stop the swine flu
Stop the swine flu
Do you want health or you want to
Stay home and feel like poo
Parce que swine flu

Let's stop the swine flu
Stop the swine flu
Do you want health or you want to
Stay home and feel like poo
Parce que swine flu

* Parce que- means "because of" in French. In the original Love Game, Lady Gaga says "Dans le Love game" which translates to "in the love game".

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Christie Marie M - December 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Getting swine flu sucks, but good parody, CC! 555 flu shots for this one!
Amanda - December 26, 2009 - Report this comment
I got the vaccine but I'm still not planning to go around NOT washing my hands. Good one!
The P.A.K's official song writer - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
I love this one :) It's so how i predicted :)
Hilary Star Rodney - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh my god, I love this one. I actually got the swine flu, and it seriously made me feel like I was gonna die. Love the song.

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