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Song Parodies -> "Bowser Face"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Bowser Face"

Parody Written by:

InnocentLily

The Lyrics

While my name is InnocentLily on this page, I am Pokemondramadork on youtube, the account where I put the video for the parody. Just saying that this is the same person.
Mum ma-ri-o
Mum ma-ri-o
Mum ma-ri-o
Mum ma-ri-o
Mum ma-ri-o

I wanna beat him like he did in world 8-4
Beat him, kick him, punch him, scratch him that settles the score
(I want it)
When all that is said and done I'll go and steal his car
And after he's all gone I'll be the one for Peach's heart!

Oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't beat my, can't beat my
No he can't beat my Bowser face
(I'm gonna beat him this time)
Can't beat my, can't beat my
No he can't beat my Bowser face
(I'm gonna beat him this time)

B-b-b Bowser face, B-b Bowser face
(Mum ma-ri-o)
B-b-b Bowser face, B-b Bowser face
(Mum ma-ri-o)

I wanna roll him down a hill into a tree
Some gambling with your life, that's alright with me
(I love it)
Russian Roulette, hey wait, what's that? I have no clue
But Mario when I'm done no one will recognize you.

Oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't beat my, can't beat my
No he can't beat my Bowser face
(I'm gonna beat him this time)
Can't beat my, can't beat my
No he can't beat my Bowser face
(I'm gonna beat him this time)

B-b-b Bowser face, B-b Bowser face
(Mum ma-ri-o)
B-b-b Bowser face, B-b Bowser face
(Mum ma-ri-o)
(Mum ma-ri-o)
(Mum ma-ri-o)

I might mame you or I'll eat you
I won't tell you
Cause it's too fun watchin you run
I'm not confused, I'm just thinking about what I should do

Just like the bosses before me
Except it's me so I'm gonna win
I promise this, promise this
Check my hair cause I'm marvelous

Can't beat my, can't beat my
No he can't beat my Bowser face
(I'm gonna beat him this time)
Can't beat my, can't beat my
No he can't beat my Bowser face
(I'm gonna beat him this time)

Can't beat my, can't beat my
No he can't beat my Bowser face
(I'm gonna beat him this time)
Can't beat my, can't beat my
No he can't beat my Bowser face
(I'm gonna beat him this time)

Can't beat my, can't beat my
No he can't beat my Bowser face
(I'm gonna beat him this time)
Can't beat my, can't beat my
No he can't beat my Bowser face
(I'm gonna beat him this time)

B-b-b Bowser face, B-b Bowser face
B-b-b Bowser face, B-b Bowser face
(I'm gonna beat him this time)

B-b-b Bowser face, B-b Bowser face
(Mum ma-ri-o)
B-b-b Bowser face, B-b Bowser face
(Mum ma-ri-o)

B-b-b Bowser face, B-b Bowser face
(Mum ma-ri-o)
B-b-b Bowser face, B-b Bowser face
(Mum ma-ri-o)

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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JMasta - September 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Good lyrics. No offfence but the singing in the video wasn't the best..... But in proper Mario style "Lueeegi I gotta 555"
Christie Marie M - September 21, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody goes well with the OS! I couldn't even beat Bowser in SMB3. Great trib to King Koopa. I like him in those animated cartoons he was in. The Bowser in the first Mario looked very cheap to be honest. I like his version better in SMB3 and Mario World as well as Mario Kart. Final score: 555!

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