-> "Poker Stick"
Original Song Title:
"Poker Face"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Poker Stick"
Parody Written by:
Clint Bishop
The Lyrics
Bah hah hah hah hah
Bah hah hah hah hah
I wanna bluff you all like they do in Hollywood
Tease you, please you, let you think you know me good (You bought it)
A crazy sexy wardrobe, my fashion masquerade will start
But little do you realize, it conceals an extra part
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Get asked a lot, won't show what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
Rumours are hot, won't show what I've got
Can't see my,
Can't see my,
No you can't see my poker stick
(She won't show nobody)
Can't see my,
Can't see my,
No you can't see my poker stick
(She won't show nobody)
D-d-d-donkey dick, p-p-poker stick
(Mum mum mum mah)
D-d-d-donkey dick, p-p-poker stick
(Mum mum mum mah)
You see me on the stage, VMA and MTV
But even right up close, I'm all female you can see (You buy it?)
Then a little slip with my skirt starts spreading 'round
Now you're not sure if I pee standing up or sitting down
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Get asked a lot, won't show what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
Rumours are hot, won't show what I've got
Can't see my,
Can't see my,
No you can't see my poker stick
(She won't show nobody)
Can't see my,
Can't see my,
No you can't see my poker stick
(She won't show nobody)
I won't confirm it or deny it
Sure I can hide it
Cause I'm fickle with my pickle
I'm not faking keep you guessing what's underneath this dressing
Just like a girl that plays both sides
Take me home before I turn my trick
In my birthday suit, birthday suit
Discover my little disco stick
Can't see my,
Can't see my,
No you can't see my poker stick
(She won't show nobody)
Can't see my,
Can't see my,
No you can't see my poker stick
(She won't show nobody)
[repeat]
D-d-d-donkey dick, p-p-poker stick
(Mum mum mum mah)
D-d-d-donkey dick, p-p-poker stick
(Mum mum mum mah)
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