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Song Parodies -> "Rock Band"

Original Song Title:

"Just Dance"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Rock Band"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

Drum Set
Bass, Yeah

I try to play drums, but I suck
All of my friends like to make fun
Make fun of me
I really love Rock Band
Can’t play no instruments
So it makes me feel like a Pro
I n-e-ver go outdoors
I’m always inside playing, alone trying to beat Solo Tour
I’m not cool, cause I cannot play drums
But I can play Bass, and that’s alright, I guess

Rock Band, is so freakin great
Red, Green, Blue
Rock Band, is addicting
Yellow, Orange, Blue
Rock Band, I really hate bass
Rock Band

Wish it was easier to find out
When new DLC will come out
I’ll get to Downloading
Track Packs from the 80’s
There are so many songs to buy
Why can’t I complete World Tour?
I have really nice clothing, but I get booed when I perform
I’m not cool, cause on guitar, I suck
But I can play Bass, and that’s alright, not really


When I wanna make a fool of myself, I get on that microphone
Can't believe I’m even trying to hit one single note
But I ain't gonna' get on drums, everybody knows I suck, at every song
I admit it, suck at it, and there’s no way I’m even trying to prove em wrong
Shorty I can see that your Overdrive is flashing
So why don’t you deploy it, so we can 5 star this song
Here it comes, so you better get ready for the Big Rock Ending
What the hell, you missed 3 notes? You freaking suck!


Yeah! We on Rock Band 2
We on Xbox, to
And we beastin songs dude
Yo, who cares about Guitar Hero?
Man that game is old
We playin Rock Band 2

Uh-huh, Green Red Yellow Blue Orange
Other games are pointless
This ones is brilliance
Sure it was an indulgence
0 I was spending
For all this greatness
Rock Band 2, mayne
The #1 game
For the 360 & the PS3
Forget Call of Duty
And Halo 3
Gimmie Rock Band 3
My character looks like Me
Cause he’s that pretty
Nah, he looks stunning
When I’m on the mic
Yeah, my singings tight
And it’s addicting like Twilight
Check out my gameplay
Playin Ace of Spades
No body can touch me
Coolest game ever made
But you know what would great
Put in songs by Kle Shay [me]


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Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 7

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Christie Marie M - March 07, 2009 - Report this comment
It's about dang time that someone did a parody on this song (LOL) :) I dig the OS a whole lot! You also did a great job doing that parody of this song, since this is so hard to parody. I used to play Rock Band and enjoyed singing, playing drums, and guitar as well. The songs for Rock Band Rock! Rock on 555's, Mr. Washable!!!!!!
Mr. Washable - March 09, 2009 - Report this comment
It should be noted that the part after the 3rd chorus was an extra verse I threw in. I didn't this part of the OS, so instead I just made my own "rap" verse. It was all just in fun.
yeayeayea - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
can i make i vid to this on you tube
Mr. Washable - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
I already made it.

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