Why did you go
running to the toilet
did you see the barmaid
did you choke the chicken
what took you so long

you are meant to have tea with me

my friends are teasing
they tell me that you have left
and its embarassing
And there you go again
what the hell is wrong with you
why won't you just stay with me

And there's something I should let you know

I'm the best person you could ever meet in this world
and I will look after you
I won't trade you in
Who cares if you like ben 10
Even though you are supposed to be a man
Promise I'll be good
But I won't be if you're a waste of time
There will not be others, there will only be you
And I'll make sure that you're truly happy

I know you had a bird
who you treated like gold
and she did your best mate
and you were full of hate
But I'll never be like that
I'd rather go celibate

I want to know you
But it's hard to get through
don't know if I'm boring you
most times I'm getting ignored
Tell me where I'm going wrong
Is it time to let you go
But there's something you should know...

If I'm no good
in your eyes then just let me know
You speak to my friends
That's fine but why are you quiet to me
Come on don't f**k with my mind
I won't hurt you I am not that kind..