(Mum mum mum mah)

I met this girl in my town the other day
She asked me out to dinner I should've said no way (not kidding)
Went to apple bees realized my girl has major issues
When she goes to blow her nose she don't use tissues

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-no
Got most of her snot all over the table top
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-ohh no
She went and cut her steak with a hack saw

Can't believe
Can't believe
No can't believe my Girls a mental case
(Is she even a somebody)
Can't believe,
Can't believe
No can't believe my Girls a mental case
(She and don't know how to use the potty)

M-m-m-mental case, m-m-mental case
(Mum mum mum mah)
M-m-m-mental case, m-m-mental case
(Mum mum mum mah)

Later she took me for a cruise in her HumVee
Her car is cool but it smells like someone went pea.
Let me out of your vehicle I'm not having fun
Or I just might have to open the door jump tuck roll and then run
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-no
I swear her brain is starting to rot
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-no,
on second thought it's all ready gone

Can't believe
Can't believe
No can't believe my Girls a mental case
(She thinks she's the right one for me)
Can't believe,
Can't believe
No can't believe my Girls a mental case
(Wait till I tell her she's dreaming)