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Song Parodies -> "Starbucks"

Original Song Title:

"Starstruck"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Starbucks"

Parody Written by:

Phoenix Matthews ft. Jeremy Matthews

The Lyrics

Mocha Frappucino Latte
With extra cream
Iced Macchiato
ASAP, don't be too slow
Dark roast esspresso
With whipped cream, cinnamon, and...D'OH!
Starbucks is my favorite spot
Oh, and can you make that a double, double, double, double, shot shot...

Baby when we're alone on the weekend
Could you take me to the Starbucks on your street, yeah
No, I'm not crazy, just a bit freaky
Give me Starbucks!

I need coffee, tea is for haters
Get me two, both with cinnamon flavor
Oh, and I need three talls* for later
I love Starbucks!

Starbucks, baby could you give me a double extra shot?
Starbucks, baby could you give me a double extra shot?
Starbucks, baby could you give me a double extra shot?
Starbucks, baby could you give me a double extra shot?

Baby, now I've got another request
I wanna go to the one in Beijing, yeah
I wonder how the Joe, tastes in China, oh
We've gotta get to L.A.X. pronto, uh-oh

I need four Mocha Lattes for later
With whipped cream, and some cinnamon flavor
Forget the room service
And I don't need a nurse...omigod, I think I'm gonna burst!

Starbucks, doctor could you give me a double extra shot?
Starbucks, doctor I think my temperature's getting hot
Starbucks, doctor I hope I won't die, seriously not
Starbucks, baby could you give me...(passes out)

She lived a short life, hope she really isn't dead
It seemed like yesterday she wouldn't go to bed
Hope it's just a coma, my cousin don't die, oh
If so, God should give her a double shot in Heaven

This must be Death's birthday, his one million and three
First Michael Jackson, then Farrah, then Billy Mays, now she
Is waking up, I thought she was stuck
I was worried that she might not ever have another Starbucks

Don't worry cousin, why are ya fussin'
I'm gonna get up and have another coffee
Doctor said you couldn't have another
Stop it, get the picture, you're not my mother

I'm goin' back home to the United States of America
Don't come to me if your organs start tearin' up
Relax cousin, that really does it
Starbucks what I want, now go ahead and suck it!

Starbucks, baby could you get me another extra shot?
Starbucks, baby could you get me another extra shot?
Starbucks, baby could you get me another extra shot?
Starbucks, baby could you get me another extra shot?

Mocha Frappucino Latte
With extra cream
Iced Macchiato
ASAP, don't be too slow

Mocha Frappucino Latte
With extra cream
Iced Macchiato
ASAP, don't be too slow

Baby when we're alone on the weekend
Could you take me to the Starbucks on your street, yeah
No, I'm not crazy, just a bit freaky
Give me Starbucks!

I need coffee, tea is for haters
Get me two, both with cinnamon flavor
Oh, and I need three talls* for later
I love Starbucks!

Starbucks, baby could you give me a double extra shot?
Starbucks, baby could you give me a double extra shot?
Starbucks, baby could you give me a double extra shot?
Starbucks, baby could you give me a double extra shot?

I love Starbucks
*A tall is the smallest cup size at Starbucks.

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