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Song Parodies -> "Punch in the Face"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Punch in the Face"

Parody Written by:

Sean Peters

The Lyrics

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hurt them like they do in the movies
Punch 'em kick 'em let them fall to the floor (I love it)
Punch and kick the shit right out of them and let's start it right
And after they fall to the ground I'll punch them some more

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll punch 'em hard, show them what I got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll punch 'em hard, show them what I got

Punch Hannah
Punch Joe and Nick
Punch The Jonnas Brothers in the Face
(I really hate them so much)
Punch Al Gore
Punch Rickey
Punch Rickey Martin in the Face
(I really hate them so much)

P-p-p-punch in the face, p-p-punch in the face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-punch in the face, p-p-punch in the face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna to punch Hannah Montana in the Face
A hard punch will be good for Rickey (Martin)
Kicking Lady Gaga is so much fun
And when I punch Donald Trump it will also be fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll punch 'em hard, show them what I got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll punch 'em hard, show them what I got

Punch Donald
Punch Rosie
Punch Lady Gaga in the Face
(I really hate them so much)
Punch Kathy Lee
Punch 50 Cent
Punch Kathy Griffin in the Face
(I really hate them so much)

P-p-p-punch in the face, p-p-punch in the face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-punch in the face, p-p-punch in the face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I will punch you, I will kick you
Jab and stab you
Cause I'm punching with my right hand
I'm holding I am holding with the left and kicking with both
Just like Scarface and Salvatore Gambino
I'll hit you till your lights are out
I promise this, promise this
Punch your face cause I'm like that

Punch Hannah
Punch Joe and Nick
Punch The Jonnas Brothers in the Face
(I really hate them so much)
Punch Al Gore
Punch Rickey
Punch Rickey Martin in the Face
(I really hate them so much)

Punch Donald
Punch Rosie
Punch Lady Gaga in the Face
(I really hate them so much)
Punch Kathy Lee
Punch 50 Cent
Punch Kathy Griffin in the Face
(I really hate them so much)

Punch Lil' Wyane
Punch Saget
Punch the Olsen Twins in the Face
(I really hate them so much)
Punch Disney
Punch Paula
Punch American Idol in the Face
(I really hate them so much)

P-p-p-punch in the face, p-p-punch in the face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-punch in the face, p-p-punch in the face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-punch in the face, p-p-punch in the face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-punch in the face, p-p-punch in the face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-punch in the face, p-p-punch in the face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-punch in the face, p-p-punch in the face
(Mum mum mum mah)

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Overall Rating: 3.5

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SOTM - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I'd like to punch telemarketers and creditors in the face, if they had any (let alone a heart).
Cody Slusher - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Me,too.And punch Bruno for treating Eminem like crap.
Nathan Elia - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Good.
Mark Scotti - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Punchin' ya fives!
Gari J - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Here's five very sore knuckles for you
Stupid Un-funny idiot who thinks she's funny - August 08, 2009 - Report this comment
*giggle* "Punch Lady Gaga in the face" Oh, the irony.

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