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Song Parodies -> "Pokexperto"

Original Song Title:

"Alejandro"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Pokexperto"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

Based on Sylveon, a Pokemon from the next games to come out this year. Sylveon's type is a mystery at the moment, but someone who was part of massive leak of the previous games has claimed Sylveon is. (I won't say which one) After listening to Alejandro not too long ago, the parody idea based around this scenario popped up in my mind.
(Intro, spoken by Sylveon)

I know it's all in fun
And I know the fans adore me
But I cannot let you go and reveal all of this
Pokexperto

(Song begins)

It's got two bows...
On it's body
You'll see them on it's neck
(And on it's head)
Won't show it's type
A cualquiera
It's got a ribbon around it's shoulders
And its ear

Oh, I love them Eevee folk
Evolution stone invoked
Happiness and special rocks
Of moss and frost

Don't tell my type, don't tell my type
Pokexperto
It's not your say, it's not your say
My Hiro
It's not the time, no need to rush
So stop that "No es fake", you punk
Don't tell my type, don't tell my type
Experto

Pokexperto, Pokexperto
Poke-Pokexperto
Poke-Pokexperto

Stop
Please, don't let them know
Pokexperto
Don't let them know

It's not flying*
It's just a fairy
And the fandom's going mad
They're going mad
And all those threads that
Speculate it
The mods gotta permaban
Gotta mod the bad**

Oh, I love them Eevee folk
Evolution stone invoked
Happiness and special rocks
Of moss and frost

Don't tell my type, don't tell my type
Pokexperto
It's not your say, it's not your say
My Hiro
It's not the time, no need to rush
So stop that "No es fake", you punk
Don't tell my type, don't tell my type
Experto

Pokexperto, Pokexperto
Poke-Pokexperto
Poke-Pokexperto

Don't try to leak, don't try to leak
Pok-ex-per-to
Don't tell my type, don't tell my type
Please, Experto
It's not your say, it's not your say
Pokexperto
It's not the time, no need to rush
My Hiro

Don't tell my type, don't tell my type
Pokexperto
It's not your say, it's not your say
My Hiro
It's not the time, no need to rush
So stop that "No es fake", you punk
Don't tell my type, don't tell my type
Experto

[2x]
Pokexperto, Pokexperto
Poke-Pokexperto
Poke-Pokexperto


[Simultaneously - 2x]
Don't tell my type Pokexperto
Don't tell my type Pokexperto
Pokexperto
It's not you say Poke-Pokexperto
It's not you say Poke-Pokexperto
Experto
It's not the time Pokexperto
No need to rush Pokexperto
So stop that "No es fake", you punk
Don't tell my type Poke-Pokexperto
Don't tell my type Poke-Pokexperto
My Hiro

Pokexperto, Pokexperto
Poke-Pokexperto
Poke-Pokexperto

[Simultaneously]
Don't tell my type Pokexperto
Don't tell my type Pokexperto
Pokexperto
It's not you say Poke-Pokexperto
It's not you say Poke-Pokexperto
Experto
It's not the time Pokexperto
No need to rush Pokexperto
So stop that "No es fake", you punk
Don't tell my type Poke-Pokexperto
Don't tell my type Poke-Pokexperto
My Hiro

[x6]
Pokexperto, Pokexperto
Poke-Pokexperto
Poke-Pokexperto

[Simultaneously]
Don't tell my type Pokexperto
Don't tell my type Pokexperto
Pokexperto
It's not you say Poke-Pokexperto
It's not you say Poke-Pokexperto
Experto
It's not the time Pokexperto
No need to rush Pokexperto
So stop that "No es fake", you punk
Don't tell my type Poke-Pokexperto
Don't tell my type Poke-Pokexperto
My Hiro
Pokexperto
*Based on a lot of commenters who think it's going to be flying type. **Mostly refers to threads about the subject flooding the board. It's been a long while since my last parody, hopefully I get to some of the other ideas I have. Leave a comment if you like. :)

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