-> "Poke Her Face"
Original Song Title:
"Pokerface"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Poke Her Face"
The Lyrics
Muh muh muh mole
Muh muh muh mole
Muh muh muh mole
Muh muh muh mole
Muh muh muh mole
I've got a date tonight with some girl I don't know
Blind date, I haven't gone out since a long time ago [I'm desp'rate]
I had been awaiting this blind date for a whole week
But when I saw her I noticed a brown spot on her cheek
Mole, mole, mole
I almost fell, and let out a yell
Mole, mole, mole
It cast it's spell, could not help myself
Self control, is not high
With my finger, I, poked her face
[It's fluffy, round, and ugly]
And as hard, as I tried
I couldn't help, but, poke her face
[Looks like a little bug, see?]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
She didn't mind it, says it happens all the time
She has more hair on her cheek than I have on mine [I'm a man!]
I could not stop staring at it, It had me pulled
And baby, I'm really craving a game of Whack-A-Mole [Mole]
Mole, mole, mole
I had to touch, Wanted to so much
Mole, mole, mole
My OCD's, become a bit much
When I touch, it's a rush,
I'm turned on when, I, poke her face
[She likes it too, don't worry]
With her mole, I'm in love
Gets me off when, I, poke her face
[Even though it is furry]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
[Muh muh muh mole]
[Muh muh muh mole]
We've been dating for a year now
And your mole keeps
Us together, some like leather,
And some get turned on by feathers, my fetish is better
Just like a kid in a candy store
I really just cannot help myself
I promise that, this fetish
Don't reflect upon my mental health
Her mole keeps, me amused
Each day and night, I, poke her face
[I also, lick it weekly]
I admit, I abuse
Cuff her to our, bed, poke her face
[I'll admit, I'm quite freaky]
Says she'll get, it removed
Won't be able, to, poke her face
[Did nothing to deserve this!]
Now I just, have the blues
Only with her, to, poke her face
[Personality's useless]
In-stit-u-tion-al-ized
Call me crazy, I poke her face
[Registered Mole-o-phile]
But none of, them realize
That I NEED, to, poke her face
[I haven't for a while]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
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