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Song Parodies -> "Cramped Crawlspace"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Cramped Crawlspace"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This parody is based on the Aussie horror film "Crawlspace" which deals with a raid on the military Pine Gap underground test facility. The SFs here do not know they've been set-up to test the raw paranormal psychic abilities of Eve, a human female with implanted alien DNA that can alter reality and force enemies to kill themselves. All of this combat takes place in a crawlspace (that gets narrower throughout the movie) with the leader unaware that Eve is a weapon until the very end. She tries to implant false memories into his head that they were once lovers, but he realizes she wasn't and in defiance to her mental torment detonates a grenade, killing himself but missing her. In the end there is a high bodycount and Eve is loosed from the destroyed faciltity (for a sequel)!!!
Run, run, run, run
Run, run, run, run
Run, run, run, run
Run, run, run, run
Run, run, run, run

Aussie troops sent into underground Pine Gap maze
Search for scientists while shooting targets, no escape, she loves it
One-by-one each soldier has been manipulated from the start
Unprepared for psychic warfare, Eve will tear them all apart

Oh, oh, oh, oh-no!
She‘ll get them lost, show them what is not
Oh, oh, oh, oh-no!
Fears will be fought, panic until shot

Caught inside, caught inside
All caught inside a cramped crawlspace
(Eve's gonna kill everybody)
Caught inside, caught inside
All caught inside a cramped crawlspace
(Eve's gonna kill everybody)

C-c-c-cramped crawlspace, c-c-cramped crawlspace
(Run, run, run, run)
C-c-c-cramped crawlspace, c-c-cramped crawlspace
(Run, run, run, run)

False raid was meant to test her raw abilities
Exploitation revelation of darkest fantasies, she loves it
Hallucinations just can’t be fought with soldier guns
Torment leads to suicides while the leader is left stunned.

Run!!!

Oh, oh, oh, oh-no!
She‘ll get them lost, show them what is not
Oh, oh, oh, oh-no!
Fears will be fought, panic until shot

Caught inside, caught inside
All caught inside a cramped crawlspace
(Eve's gonna kill everybody)
Caught inside, caught inside
All caught inside a cramped crawlspace
(Eve's gonna kill everybody)

C-c-c-cramped crawlspace, c-c-cramped crawlspace
(Run, run, run, run)
C-c-c-cramped crawlspace, c-c-cramped crawlspace
(Run, run, run, run)
(Run, run, run, run)
(Run, run, run, run)

Eve will tell you that she loves you
Try to bluff you
Into escapin’ while mind rapin’
But she’s lying, she’s just schemin' with her psychic dreamin’

(Eve’s a demon)

Just a girl that you don’t know
Mind’s a blank before she take’s you out
A black kiss, black kiss
CO pulls grenade pin, but blast is... a miss

Eve persists, First-Class alien DNA Bitch!

Caught inside, caught inside
All caught inside a cramped crawlspace
(Eve's gonna kill everybody)
Caught inside, caught inside
All caught inside a cramped crawlspace
(Eve's gonna kill everybody)

Caught inside, caught inside
All caught inside a cramped crawlspace
(Eve's gonna kill everybody)
Caught inside, caught inside
All caught inside a cramped crawlspace
(Eve's gonna kill everybody)

Caught inside, caught inside
All caught inside a cramped crawlspace
(Eve's gonna kill everybody)
Caught inside, caught inside
All caught inside a cramped crawlspace
(Eve's gonna kill everybody)

C-c-c-cramped crawlspace, c-c-cramped crawlspace
C-c-c-cramped crawlspace, c-c-cramped crawlspace
(Eve's gonna kill everybody)

C-c-c-cramped crawlspace, c-c-cramped crawlspace
(Run, run, run, run)
C-c-c-cramped crawlspace, c-c-cramped crawlspace
(Run, run, run, run)

Alive?
(None, none, none, none)
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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AFW - January 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Never saw the film, but you make it sound intense.
Rob Arndt - January 07, 2013 - Report this comment
It was a 2012 film in Oz that just came out in NY recently. I saw it On-Demand through Xfinity already. It comes out on Region 2 dvd in 1/28/13... N America release TBD...
Wendy Christopher - January 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Inspired match of OS to mood of the parody, Rob - they work really well together. Nicely paced too, which makes it fun to sing along to. A definite 555 from me :^)
Rob Arndt - January 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Thnx Wendy
Lifeliver - January 07, 2013 - Report this comment
DKOS or movie, but I persisted and read as I listened. As AFW and Wendy - catchy song, good choice for your material and nice subbing. The choruses work especially well. I often read your comments on others' parodies with interest, but will try to visit your own more often.
Rob Arndt - January 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Thnx LL... my stuff is always unorthodox and strange, but hopefully interesting :)

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