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Song Parodies -> "Hostess Cakes"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Hostess Cakes"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Yum, yum, yum, aah
Yum, yum, yum, aah

I wanna cram ‘em down my throat ’cuz I love their taste
Cream-filled Ding Dongs and Twinkies better than Tasty Kakes (I love ‘em)
I want to go to the Hostess Store and fill my cart
On sweet snacks I am hooked, from delicious goodies won’t depart

Ho, ho, ho, ho, Ho-Hos, ho-ho-ho-down-they-go
They hit the spot, fruit pies and what-not
Ho, ho, ho, ho, Ho-Hos, ho-ho-ho-down-they-go,
They fill me up, and don’t cost a lot

[Chorus:]
Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)
Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)

H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)
H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)

Can’t believe they’re gonna shut down the factory
Loss of Cupcakes, Donettes, and beloved Twinkies (I hate it)
Fighting depression won’t be the same without these snacks
And when they’re gone, like Marathon, they’re never comin’ back

Ho, ho, ho, ho, Ho-Hos, ho-ho-ho-down-they-go
They hit the spot, fruit pies and what-not
Ho, ho, ho, ho, Ho-Hos, ho-ho-ho-down-they-go,
They fill me up, and don’t cost a lot

Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)
Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)


H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)
H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)

I can tell you that I’ll miss you
Nothing like you
Creamy fillings I was lovin’
Sugar dyin‘, all those snacks into my face was shovin’
Used to grab ‘em in the aisles
Boxes of Twinkies and Chocodiles
Yes, them I‘ll miss, them I’ll miss
To so many people they brought smiles

(Snacking bliss)

Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)
Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)

Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)
Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)

Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)
Can't find my,
Can't find my
No I can't find my Hostess cakes
(shelves empty like a robbery)

H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)
H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)

H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)
H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)

H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)
H-h-h-Hostess cakes, h-h-Hostess cakes
(Yum, yum, yum, aah)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 28

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AFW - November 22, 2012 - Report this comment
So, you go Gaga over Hostess...I guess a lot of folks do...not a Twinkie fan, but would grab a bag of pow. sugar donuts, now and then....Happy TG day
Rob Arndt - November 22, 2012 - Report this comment
After IPASOY parodies I have many songs with large numbers. This is my 101st Gaga parody and the OS song title matched perfectly :)
John Barry - November 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Parody good. Hostess "food" bad.
Callmelennie - November 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I must say, Robert, that was somewhat less intense than your last "Poker Face" parody (Kaiser Blade)
Rob Arndt - November 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, JAB, and CML. hope you all had a great TG day! CML, you should pick another movie we all like and then we can all do parodies of it. I'm Superheroed out with 115 parodies of them!!!
Michael Pacholek - November 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Anybody who doesn't give this a five is a real Ding Dong.
Rob Arndt - November 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks MP :)
Wendy Christopher - November 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Top class job, Rob - a caketastic 555 if ever there was one. GOD, I'm hungry now! Gonna stare at some pictures of cakes for a while...
Rob Arndt - November 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Thnx Wendy... here in Cali some people set-up a Hostess stand in a shopping parking lot and were selling Hostess products in boxes for up to $100 US each!!! I saw a crowd take the entire stock just before the lot cops got to them! No way I'd ever pay that... the boxes are usually an avg. $3-7!
Junk Food Junkie - November 26, 2012 - Report this comment
The people hoarding Twinkies at those inflated prices are idiots, but, well, they kind of deserve to be fleeced. As the matter stands, we shall see Twinkies again, though not Hostess anymore. Hmmm... should be interesting to see whether we'll see any updates to Larry Grace's old song about addiction to junk food: "Then I pull out a *Bimbo* Twinkie, and I pop it in my mouth!"
Max Power - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
I once found a truck full of Snoballs, I walked away because they're not Twinkies.

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