Hardy har har
Hardy har har

Dr. Harley Quinzel will bring them all to their knees
Death of Joker, her clown lover, has her very angry (Threw a fit)
Psychoanalysis she practices as an art
But with the Dark Knight and cops she’s gonna tear them all apart

Yo, yo, yo, yo, by the throat, Batman’s got to go,
I'll choke him out, laughing gas as a start
Yo, yo, yo, yo, by the throat, Batman’s got to go,
I'll choke him out, laughing gas as a start

[Chorus]
Can't believe her,
Can't believe her
No they can't believe her joker face
(she's from Arkham Asylum)
Can't believe her
Can't believe her
No they can't believe her joker face
(she's from Arkham Asylum)

J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Hardy har har)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Hardy har har)

I wanna toy with them with playful entertaining
A little tussling is fun with time still remaining (Come get it)
I’m Jester Harley Quinn and I seldom use a gun
So when it comes to death if its not a riot, where’s the fun?
(Never serious, so please forgive the puns!)

Yo, yo, yo, yo, by the throat, Batman’s got to go,
I'll choke him out, laughing gas as a start
Yo, yo, yo, yo, by the throat, Batman’s got to go,
I'll choke him out, laughing gas as a start

Can't believe her,
Can't believe her
No they can't believe her joker face
(she's from Arkham Asylum)
Can't believe her
Can't believe her
No they can't believe her joker face
(she's from Arkham Asylum)

J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Hardy har har)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Hardy har har)

Yes, it’s true I wanna hurt you
Smiling as I kill you
But I’ll keep gaming as we’re playing
Laughing and mocking at your lame tech displaying
My psychiatric alter-ego
Can’t believe you are a hero
Choke on this, choke on this
Laughing gas cause I'm devious

Can't believe her,
Can't believe her
No they can't believe her joker face
(she's from Arkham Asylum)
Can't believe her
Can't believe her
No they can't believe her joker face
(she's from Arkham Asylum)

Can't believe her,
Can't believe her
No they can't believe her joker face
(she's from Arkham Asylum)
Can't believe her
Can't believe her
No they can't believe her joker face
(she's from Arkham Asylum)

Can't believe her,
Can't believe her
No they can't believe her joker face
(she's from Arkham Asylum)
Can't believe her
Can't believe her
No they can't believe her joker face
(she's from Arkham Asylum)

J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Hardy har har)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Hardy har har)

J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Hardy har har)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Hardy har har)

J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Hardy har har)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Hardy har har)