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Song Parodies -> "Weight Gain"

Original Song Title:

"LoveGame"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Weight Gain"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Here you go Porfle ;-D
This food is yum,
But makes me sick
I wanna lose some weight, but I am too thick!

This food is yum,
But makes me sick
I wanna lose some weight, but I am too thick!

I want to eat food
But if I do then I might put on weight
It's saturated and no good
Got addicted to nasty fried food
Now I put on weight,
Put on weight
A weight gain
A weight gain

[Pre-chorus]
Nobody loves me
Just need to go on a new diet
Yet too many fast food chains nearby for me to quit it
This food is yum,
But makes me sick
I wanna lose some weight, but I am too thick!
I eat too much, down food too quick
I wanna lose some weight, but I am too thick!

[Chorus]
I hate this weight gain,
Hate this weight gain
Diets don‘t work, God, I‘m ashamed!
I’m the one to blame
For all this weight gain…

I'm still bingin‘,
And it involves some heavy munchin' yeah
My waist has now gained ten inches,
My clothing’s gone up some sizes
And now I feel so bad,
It’s so sad
A weight gain,
A weight gain

Nobody loves me
Just need to go on a new diet
Yet too many fast food chains nearby for me to quit it
This food is yum,
But makes me sick
I wanna lose some weight, but I am too thick!
I eat too much, down food too quick
I wanna lose some weight, but I am too thick!

I hate this weight gain,
Hate this weight gain
Diets don‘t work, God, I‘m ashamed!
I’m the one to blame
For all this weight gain…

I hate this weight gain,
Hate this weight gain
Diets don‘t work, God, I‘m ashamed!
I’m the one to blame
For all this weight gain…

I can see people staring there from across the block with smiles on their faces as I try hard to walk!!!
Obesity it always starts the same with depression and hunger mixed in with pain!
Oh the pain!
Oh the pain!
Oh the pain!
A weight gain!

I hate this weight gain,
Hate this weight gain
Diets don‘t work, God, I‘m ashamed!
I’m the one to blame
For all this weight gain…

I hate this weight gain,
Hate this weight gain
Diets don‘t work, God, I‘m ashamed!
I’m the one to blame
For all this weight gain…

I hate this weight gain,
Hate this weight gain
Diets don‘t work, God, I‘m ashamed!
I’m the one to blame
For all this weight gain…

I hate this weight gain,
Hate this weight gain
Diets don‘t work, God, I‘m ashamed!
I’m the one to blame
For all this weight gain…

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Rebekah Dub - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Here's 555 pounds in culinary goodies for you. Nice parody! =)
Porfle Popnecker - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Looks like I have a new theme song!
Rob Arndt - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks guys. Porfle, I thought you might like this b/c you write on all the food themes! I was gonna try to be more witty with actual food examples but the pre-chorus and chorus just worked out that weigh!!!

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