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Song Parodies -> "It's Crabs"

Original Song Title:

"Just Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"It's Crabs"

Parody Written by:

Exxtregular/Chanell W

The Lyrics

I know, I've got problems!! Enjoy!
Verse 1
I met this hottie at a club
I took him home without a rush
Then we got physical, one look and I was throwed
I chose his body over love
First, goal, get him out his clothes
I want to see him naked, keep it coming, boy gimme more
So fine I, just give him all of this love
And boy you know it comes with a price, that’s right

Hook
It’s Crabs
In a real bad way, itchy scratch
That’s Crabs
Don’t be mad at me, baby don’t
It’s Crabs
In a real bad way, I gave you crabs
Crabs, crabs
Yeah I gave you crabs

Verse 2
That was the purpose of this night
To burn you with all of my might (All my might, right!)
You wasn’t smart enough, couldn’t even call my bluff
I am the sluttiest in town (everyone knows)
Boys, oh they are all the same
A little skin I show and I get them calling my name
Bop, hoe I am really not ashamed
Cuz you just fell and now I gave, I gave

Hook
U Crabs
In a real bad way, itchy scratch
That’s Crabs
Don’t be mad at me, baby don’t
It’s Crabs
In a real bad way, I gave you crabs
Crabs, crabs
Yeah I gave you crabs

Uh-oh,
So you’re salty wanna dog me but oh no-no
Who’s the real hoe?
Uh-oh,
Bet you’re salty try to dog me but we both know
Who’s the real hoe!

Hook
Its Crabs
In a real bad way, itchy scratch
That’s Crabs
Don’t be mad at me, baby don’t
It’s Crabs
In a real bad way, I gave you crabs
Crabs, crabs
Yeah, I, gave, you,.... crabs!

(Repeat 2wice)

Ha!

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Pacing: 3.6
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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WaterBoyGlover@cheese.com - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
This sounds quite harsh...a song about deliberately giving a guy crabs...disgusting and trashy. Don't quit your day job
ILuvOrangeSoda!#&^ - June 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Woh buddy, relax. Take a chill pill, it's just a parody dude!! I think it served it's purpose....sure made me laugh
Sof^nhot! Is me - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Hahaha....this is great! The comments that is
ISis_33 - December 05, 2010 - Report this comment
She ought to...kudos for returning the favor to you nasty boys!! lol

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