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Song Parodies -> "Flutter Rage"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Flutter Rage"

Parody Written by:

Gray Test

The Lyrics

A musical snippet that would've come to fruition were it not for some zealous record label. From a foal to y'all.
RAH RAH RAH RAGH
RAH RAH RAH RAGH
RAH RAH RAH RAGH
RAH RAH RAH RAGH

I wanna play with them like I do in Ponyville
Hold them snug them pet them - all the animals I mean
I love them!
Lots of friendly kindness I've got waiting up to share
But all I see is frantic cowards fleein' away like hares

Oh oh oh
Gotta step up, show them what I've got

Oh oh oh
Gotta step up, show them what I've got

Can't fear my, Can't fear my,
No please don't fear my FLUTTER RAGE!!!
I just wanna be your buddy
Can't fear my, Can't fear my,
No please don't fear my FLUTTER RAGE!!!
I just wanna be your buddy
Can't fear my, Can't fear my,
No please don't fear my FLUTTER RAGE!!!
I just wanna be your buddy
Can't fear my, Can't fear my,
No please don't fear my FLUTTER RAGE!!!
I just wanna be your buddy

Fluh-fluh-fluh-Flutter Rage, Fluh-Fluh-Flutter Rage!
RAH RAH RAH RAGH
Fluh-fluh-fluh-Flutter Rage, Fluh-Fluh-Flutter Rage!
RAH RAH RAH RAGH

My cutie mark should tell you I'm one you can trust
Instead you run away and leave me among the dust
I'm snappin'!
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
Neither is hunting but TV-Y always spoils the fun

Oh oh oh
Gotta step up, show them what I've got

Oh oh oh
Gotta step up, show them what I've got

Can't fear my, Can't fear my,
No please don't fear my FLUTTER RAGE!!!
I just wanna be your buddy
Can't fear my, Can't fear my,
No please don't fear my FLUTTER RAGE!!!
I just wanna be your buddy
Can't fear my, Can't fear my,
No please don't fear my FLUTTER RAGE!!!
I just wanna be your buddy
Can't fear my, Can't fear my,
No please don't fear my FLUTTER RAGE!!!
I just wanna be your buddy

Fluh-fluh-fluh-Flutter Rage, Fluh-Fluh-Flutter Rage!
RAH RAH RAH RAGH
Fluh-fluh-fluh-Flutter Rage, Fluh-Fluh-Flutter Rage!
RAH RAH RAH RAGH

I won't sit here all night lonely
I ask only
that you gather next to Flutter
Shy please don't be, just get close here if you don't want bloodshed

Don't make me pull off the barbed wire
and set the whole garden on fire
Cause I'm gettin' mad, gettin' mad,
Check these eyes, I'm about to burst!

Can't fear my, Can't fear my,
No please don't fear my FLUTTER RAGE!!!
I just wanna be your buddy
Can't fear my, Can't fear my,
No please don't fear my FLUTTER RAGE!!!
I just wanna be your buddy
Can't fear my, Can't fear my,
No please don't fear my FLUTTER RAGE!!!
I just wanna be your buddy
Can't fear my, Can't fear my,
No please don't fear my FLUTTER RAGE!!!
I just wanna be your buddy

Fluh-fluh-fluh-Flutter Rage, Fluh-Fluh-Flutter Rage!
RAH RAH RAH RAGH
Fluh-fluh-fluh-Flutter Rage, Fluh-Fluh-Flutter Rage!
RAH RAH RAH RAGH
Fluh-fluh-fluh-Flutter Rage, Fluh-Fluh-Flutter Rage!
RAH RAH RAH RAGH
Fluh-fluh-fluh-Flutter Rage, Fluh-Fluh-Flutter Rage!
RAH RAH RAH RAGH

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Wendy Christopher - January 10, 2012 - Report this comment
At first I thought this was going to be a song about butterflies with anger management issues (I'm having a day like that today...) Liked this one a lot - reminds me of little kids you see at the petting zoos who get all tantrum-y when all the animals run away from them! Here's a 555

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