Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Grammar Nazi"

Original Song Title:

"Paparazzi"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Grammar Nazi"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

I was an English major... and somewhat of a grammar Nazi myself. This song is dedicated to all the grammar Nazis out there, as well as those who sometimes feel the need to get in touch with their inner grammar Nazi every once in a while.
I’ll be the one
Sitting behind my desk
With my red pen in hand
Ready to mark up any spelling and gram-
Mar mistakes I encounter
I read this shit
Day in and day out
And it disgusts me
How one cannot simply log onto Word
And utilize its Spell Check
‘Cause I know that it’s your friend

I am here to judge you
Based on how you speak and write ‘cause
I’m a grammar nazi.
I’ll hand you a pocket dictionary and thesaurus,
Grammar, grammar nazi.
Promise that you’ll be
The best grammar student that you can be
So when that next paper comes due
My hand won’t hurt like hell,
Grammar, grammar nazi.

Stored in my drawer
Are multiple i-
ssues of my Writer’s Di-
gest magazine and a bundle of email
J. Crew discounts and freebies
My head’s hurting
From the Andrew Bird
Lyrics to which I’ve listened
Day in and day out
To better my already awesome writing
‘Cause I know Spell Check’s my friend

I am here to judge you
Based on how you speak and write ‘cause
I’m a grammar nazi.
I’ll hand you a pocket dictionary and thesaurus,
Grammar, grammar nazi.
Promise that you’ll be
The best grammar student that you can be
So when that next paper comes due
My hand won’t hurt like hell,
Grammar, grammar nazi.

Hell yes, this essay’s goin’ somewhere
Don’t stop ‘cause those themes are workin’ well
Also, your grammar looks good
And you finally used Spell Check!

I am here to judge you
Based on how you speak and write ‘cause
I’m a grammar nazi.
I’ll hand you a pocket dictionary and thesaurus,
Grammar, grammar nazi.
Promise that you’ll be
The best grammar student that you can be
So when that next paper comes due
My hand won’t hurt like hell,
Grammar, grammar nazi.
Working my way up to 26. If not by my actual birthday, then hopefully by the time the (birthday) weekend's over. =)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2
 2
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   4
 4
 4
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Rob Arndt - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Liked it-funny! Not MY type of Nazi material, but funny all the same-555!!!
Rebekah Dub - November 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks! Glad to hear you enjoyed it. =)
Phil Alexander - November 02, 2011 - Report this comment
:-) I'm a bit of one myself.. love the rhyming of "'cause" and "thesaurus"
Rebekah Dub - November 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil. =)
John Barry - November 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Great! I used to be an editor, and my grammar-gaffe radar is always on.
Rebekah Dub - November 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, John. I'm a substitute teacher whose specialization is in English/language arts and an aspiring author, so I occasionally get in touch with my inner grammar Nazi.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/ladygaga116.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1166