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Song Parodies -> "Night Plane"

Original Song Title:

"Love Game"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Night Plane"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Ju-388 Stortebecker was one of the Luftwaffe's last best night fighters built in 1944 as a Mosquito-chaser but with slightly lower performance it became a Lanc(aster) bomber killer during the RAF night raids. It was powered by 2x 1890 hp BMW 801TJ engines with turbochargers and four-bladed props for a speed of 362 mph (the L-1 recce version attaining 407 mph clean). It was armed with 2x 30mm MK-108 plus 2x 20mm MG-151/20 cannons up front with addition of 2x 20mm MG-151 oblique cannons in the aft fuselage for raking the belly and engines of the intruding bomber. It was fitted with FuG 218 Neptun radar with Morgenstern aerial array, sometimes enclosed in a conical nose. It could reach 44,000 ft to reach any Allied bomber and had a range of 1838 miles on internal fuel. The Stortebecker was named after a famous German pirate. Although it performed well as a night fighter, production was limited due to the urgent need for an Emergency Fighter for 1945 (the He-162). Other Ju-388s were the K-model bomber and L-1 recce aircraft.
Loaded with guns,
Ju-388 is slick
Built to intercept bombers
And kill them quick

Loaded with guns,
Ju-388 is slick
Built to intercept bombers
And kill them quick

They’re out to get you
And when they do, obliques will fire on you
Lanc targeted by SN-2
Stortebecker is hunting you
Luftwaffe will make you play,
Make you play
A deadly game
A deadly game

[Pre-chorus]
Holding and locking
20mm MG-151s hitting you from below
Maybe ten seconds is enough
for your engines to blow
Loaded with guns,
Ju-388 is slick
Built to intercept bombers
And kill them quick
Ju-388 has the advantage
Target’s too big to miss
Built to intercept bombers
And kill them quick

[Chorus:]
Junkers built a night plane,
Built a night plane
Lanc-chaser, built to flame
1800 mile range
44,000 ft could attain

Its on a mission,
And it involves some night fightin' yeah.
RAF bomber intercepted in minutes,
Ju-388 is on the offense, yes,
And now the Lanc is firing back,
Firing back
A deadly game,
A deadly game.

Holding and locking
20mm MG-151s hitting you from below
Maybe ten seconds is enough
for your engines to blow
Loaded with guns,
Ju-388 is slick
Built to intercept bombers
And kill them quick
Ju-388 has the advantage
Target’s too big to miss
Built to intercept bombers
And kill them quick

Junkers built a night plane,
Built a night plane
Lanc-chaser, built to flame
1800 mile range
44,000 ft could attain
Junkers built a night plane,
Built a night plane
Lanc-chaser, built to flame
1800 mile range
44,000 ft could attain

Ju-388 can see you burning mid-air
Crew’s bailing in shock
Ju-388 turns South
The Lanc is finished off
The war is rough
it always starts the same
With a night fighter and bomber
and a brief shooting game!
A brief shooting game
A brief shooting game
A brief shooting game
A deadly game!

Junkers built a night plane,
Built a night plane
Lanc-chaser, built to flame
1800 mile range
44,000 ft could attain

Junkers built a night plane,
Built a night plane
Lanc-chaser, built to flame
1800 mile range
44,000 ft could attain

Junkers built a night plane,
Built a night plane
Lanc-chaser, built to flame
1800 mile range
44,000 ft could attain

Junkers built a night plane,
Built a night plane
Lanc-chaser, built to flame
1800 mile range
44,000 ft could attain




http://1000aircraftphotos.com/APS/2905L.jpg http://www.warbirdphotographs.com/LCBW7/Ju388-23f.jpg

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WCJ - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Kinda looks like the airplane that they used in Indiana jones Raiders of the Lost Ark to transport the ark in, You know, where that guy got chopped up by the propeller! ;-) Great parody too! 5's for this one! :-)
Rob Arndt - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
The plane in ROTLA was a flying wing fabrication not really based on the Horten wings nor Koehl's KO-1. The Ju-388 is one of my favorite German a/c in the 300 series, another being the Me-309. I will do parodies featuring these later. Here is the sabotaged Ju-488 bomber that was being constructed in France: http://www.luft46.com/junkers/ju488.html
WCJ - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Here you go Rob, sorry about that! :-( But here is the 555 I promised you! :-)

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