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Song Parodies -> "Teeth (Underneath)"

Original Song Title:

"Teeth"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Teeth (Underneath)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This parody is scarier than Lady GaGa herself and deals with a horror-comedy I saw called "Teeth" about Vaginal Dentata (Vaginal Teeth). But this is not pro-sex but Anti-sex and Anti-rape as in the movie. Wiki reports that Vaginal Dentata is in fact a real mythological tale told through the centiries for various reasons and also there is a reference to the South African Rape aXe barbed condom as Anti-rape protection. No one will market it, however. Back to the song parody- it is very scary and controversial but is a reflection of the movie and IS appropriate for the "Teeth" GaGa match-up IMHO. Below are links to the Wiki article and also the film movie poster as refs.
Should be scared,
Never seen this before
I’ve got teeth underneath
I’ve got teeth underneath
I’ve got teeth underneath

I love you honey
(Love you honey)
My vagina’s hungry
We can’t have sex
(Can’t have sex)

Once inside of me your flesh to eat
(Flesh to eat)
Stay away from me
(I‘ve got teeth underneath)
Yes, it‘s scary, it’s mean

Get no erection
(No erection)
There’s no protection
Vaginal Dentata trap
(Dentata trap)

Once inside of me your flesh to eat
(Flesh to eat)
Stay away from me, boy
(I‘ve got teeth underneath)
Yes, it‘s scary

No, a Trojan can’t save you
I need a hero who makes me feel alright
(Hero who makes me feel alright)
(Just tell me that it's alright)
Only a hero’s love will tame me
I've gotta love you and be satisfied

I’ve got teeth underneath
Sex would be your end
(I’ve got teeth underneath)
Close your mouth, boy
(I’ve got teeth underneath)
Show you what I’ve got
(I’ve got teeth underneath, teeth underneath)

There’s no penetration (No penetration)
There’s no penetration
There’s no penetration
In that region
(In that region)
That region consumes you

Once inside of me your flesh to eat
(Flesh to eat)
Stay away from me, boy
(I‘ve got teeth underneath)
Yes, it‘s scary

An awkward situation
(Awkward situation)
And I can’t have penetration
(And I can’t have penetration)
Don’t get erect

Once inside of me your flesh to eat
(Flesh to eat)
Stay away from me, boy
(I‘ve got teeth underneath)
Just put back on your pants

No, a Trojan can’t save you
I need a hero who makes me feel alright
(Hero who makes me feel alright)
(Just tell me that it's alright)
Only a hero’s love will tame me
I've gotta love you and be satisfied

I’ve got teeth underneath
Sex would be your end
(I’ve got teeth underneath)
Close your mouth, boy
(I’ve got teeth underneath)
Show you what I’ve got
(I’ve got teeth underneath, teeth underneath)

I’ve got teeth underneath
That region consumes you
That region consumes you

Help, need a hero now
A hero who bangs
Help, need a hero now
A hero who bangs
(That region consumes you )
Help, need a hero now
A hero who bangs
Help, need a hero now
A hero who bangs

Help, need a hero now
A hero who bangs
(That region consumes you )
Help, need a hero now
A hero who bangs
Help, need a hero now
A hero who bangs
Help, need a hero now
A hero who bangs

No, a Trojan can’t save you
I need a hero who makes me feel alright
(Hero who makes me feel alright)
(Just tell me that it's alright)
Only a hero’s love will tame me
I've gotta love you and be satisfied

I’ve got teeth underneath
Sex would be your end
(I’ve got teeth underneath)
Close your mouth, boy
(I’ve got teeth underneath)
Show you what I’ve got
(I’ve got teeth underneath, teeth underneath)

I’ve got teeth underneath
Yes, it‘s scary, it’s mean
Yes, it‘s scary, it’s mean

I’ve got teeth underneath
(I’ve got teeth underneath)
I’ve got teeth underneath
(I’ve got teeth underneath)
(Close your mouth, boy)

I’ve got teeth underneath
(I’ve got teeth underneath)
I’ve got teeth underneath
(I’ve got teeth underneath)
(That region consumes you )

I’ve got teeth underneath
(I’ve got teeth underneath)
(Just put back on your pants)
I’ve got teeth underneath
(I’ve got teeth underneath)
I’ve got teeth underneath
(I’ve got teeth underneath, teeth underneath)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata http://www.ioncinema.com/old/images/user/news_2328_user_2687.JPG

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WCJ - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Ah! So it was published after all, This one takes a "bite" out of the competition! 555! :-)
Rob Arndt - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
WCJ, Yeah... but it's still creepy like that movie! However, if anyone loves Horror-Comedy then this is a film to watch. As for teh Rape-aXe barbed IUD- that is really scary!!!
Ann O'Nym - August 10, 2011 - Report this comment
I remember seeing ads for a movie called "Chatterbox" in which this particular organ could talk. The part about the teeth sounds really scary.
Rob Arndt - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
While mythological, the new Anti-rape IUD Rape aXe is real- they call it the "Shark Within": http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1075/4724912223_3b401994a6.jpg

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