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Song Parodies -> "Lust Dance"

Original Song Title:

"Just Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Lust Dance"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

GaGalicious...
Pretty Fun
Chic
GaGa

I'm filled with way too much lust
I’m stacked, people starin’ at my bust
At my bust, babe
A sordid, twisted dance
Wanna find a woman or a man
Where are my panties? Oh, I left them at home
What's goin’ on over at the bar?
I love drinking Vodka baby, but I don’t wanna be shown the door
Gotta be cool, Hey, what's the name of this song?
I can't remember, but it's just right, just right…

[Chorus:]
Lust dance. Gonna go either way
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Lust dance. Straight or even Gay
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Lust dance. Bi is definitely OK
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Dance. Dance. Dance. Lust dance

Wish I could shut my potty mouth.
Honey, are my boobs hanging out? Hanging out, babe
Wardrobe malfunction, babe
Having a Janet Jackson day!
And I’m really gonna get loose tonight
What's goin’ on over at the bar?
I love drinking Vodka baby, but I don’t wanna be shown the door
Gotta be cool, Hey, what's the name of this song?
I can't remember, but it's just right, just right…

Lust dance. Gonna go either way..
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Lust dance. Straight or even Gay
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Lust dance. Bi is definitely OK
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Dance. Dance. Dance. Lust dance

[Second Party]
When I stalk my prey on the dance floor, don’t wanna break any laws
Can't believe my roving eyes, so many young bodies without flaws

And I ain't tryin’ to give it up, already tryin’ to pick it up a hot girl
I'm gonna get her, I'm gonna get her, have sex, and do it until dawn, yeah
Honey, I can see that you’ve got so much beauty
The way you spinnin’ your hips round and round
So soft and sexy, Girl, you’re gonna leave here with me
In the meantime stay, let me watch you go down, go down

Lust dance. Gonna go either way..
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Lust dance. Straight or even Gay
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Lust dance. Bi is definitely OK
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Dance. Dance. Dance. Lust dance

Pure erotic, sexaholic, ‘cause my lust is so demonic
Pure erotic, sexaholic, in my bed let’s frolic
Pure erotic, sexaholic, ‘cause my lust is so demonic
Pure erotic, sexaholic, ‘in my bed let’s frolic

Flow. Use every muscle, stretch it out, Let’s tussle
You got it, gotta please me girl, No, don’t you forget it
Go slow! Tease it, clean it girl, like you mean it
Let your tongue go
(You got it)
I’m a perverted, sicko
(You got it)

Lust dance. Gonna go either way..
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Lust dance. Straight or even Gay
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Lust dance. Bi is definitely OK
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Dance. Dance. Dance. Lust dance




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Wild Child JIN - June 17, 2011 - Report this comment
There once was a man at a bar in France, who decided he wanted to dance, he jumped up and down, spun all around, at least until down went his pants! LOL!!! ;-D Damn I'm funny! and so are you Rob, great parody! 555! :-)
Rob Arndt - June 20, 2011 - Report this comment
TY WCJ for the compliment. This song originated with ideas on the Lady GaGa AIR page ;-D

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