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Song Parodies -> "Smoker's Place"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Smoker's Place"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

I hate being inside the house of someone that smokes, it's GROSS! It think smoking is DISGUSTING! So I wrote a song about it.
Intro: Pu-pu-pu-puff
Pu-pu-pu-puff
Pu-pu-pu-puff
Pu-pu-pu-puff
Pu-pu-pu-puff

Verse 1: I think he’s sexy and I wanna roll with him
He look likes a guy that really likes to hit the gym (I love abs)
Logic intuition isn’t high from my cosmos
And now that he is hooked, he’ll take me back into his home

Hook: Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
He is so hot, show him what I’ve got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
Went to his spot, and this what I got

Chorus: This is a
This is a
Found out this is a smoker’s place
(This place smells like an ashtray)
Can’t go in
Can’t go in
Can’t go inside a smoker’s place
(Damn man that stuff is nasty)

Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)
Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)

Verse 2: I’m lookin at him now, and new things I do see
He’s got a mouthful of some rotten yellow teeth (disgusting!)
Plus, his breath smelled like something crawled inside and died
Maybe if he didn’t smoke his hands won’t look like fries (fries!)

Hook: Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
This is not hot, you know smoking’s not
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
Wish he would stop, his clothes smell like slop

Chorus: Can’t stand a
Can’t stand a
No I can’t stand a smoker’s place
(Air was dark like the night sky)
Must escape
Must escape
I must escape this smoker’s place
(I can find another guy)

Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)
Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)

Bridge: I won’t call you, I won’t text you
Kiss or sex you
Cuz your puffin’ on that butt man
I don’t like it
I like breathing, but I don’t like wheezing
Just like a map for you I’ll lay out
Quit the smokes before you take dates out
I promise you, promise you
Once that’s done, just call on me soon

Chorus: If you smoke
If you smoke
That means you have a smoker’s place
(Cigarettes cause you cancer)
Not one more
Not one more
Not one more stinky smoker’s place
(No smoking is the answer)

Chorus: This is a
This is a
Found out this is a smoker’s place
(This place smells like an ashtray)
Can’t go in
Can’t go in
Can’t go inside a smoker’s place
(Damn man that stuff is nasty)

Chorus: Can’t stand a
Can’t stand a
No I can’t stand a smoker’s place
(Air was dark like the night sky)
Must escape
Must escape
I must escape this smoker’s place
(I can find another guy)

Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)
Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)
(No smoking is the answer)


Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)
Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)

Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)
Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)
May 26, 2011 Please rate and COMMENT :)! Thank you

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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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Wendy Christopher - May 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Woah, nice job! I can totally relate - I'm asthmatic, so my eyes swell up and I start snuffling like a sad panda within five minutes of being anywhere near a bunch of people smoking. And you're right - you CAN smell it on them, even when they're not smoking. (No offence to smokers out there - I'm sure you're all lovely people, I just can't help what my airways decide to do in your presence.) This one's a clear 555!
Chris Bodily TM - June 12, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I can relate; I have some kin who smoke. I like the title sub. I got a little lost during the final choruses, though. Great stuff. 455
Mark Scotti - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not sending any "smoke signals" here...clearly a great job!
Max Power - June 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Smoking have been a problem, especially second-hand in which smokers would love to deny. 555 sticks of doom.
Matthias - June 18, 2011 - Report this comment
I can relate to this one too. My grandfather before he died was a really, really, really bad smoker. The place does smell like an ashtray especially after you've been smoking in the place for years! Everything feels disgusting inside there and you don't want to touch anything or else you think you'll die of cancer on the spot.
Abbott Skelding - June 18, 2011 - Report this comment
I 100% agree with this. I love how this song could be done in like a high school assembly PSA thing. Nice work!
Wild Child JIN - June 19, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Surgeon Generals Warning: Cigarettes are part of a daily exercise regimen. ;-D Excellent Job! 5's! :-)
bobpiecheese - June 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What ticks me off the most about smoking is the fact that the outside of the bloody hospital smells like an ashtray. Instead of being courteous to the, ya know, sick people inside and finishing your fag well away from the hospital, these eejits decide to do it right outside the friggin' door. That said, great parody, 555, you know the deal.

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