-> "Smoker's Place"
Original Song Title:
"Poker Face"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Smoker's Place"
The Lyrics
Intro: Pu-pu-pu-puff
Pu-pu-pu-puff
Pu-pu-pu-puff
Pu-pu-pu-puff
Pu-pu-pu-puff
Verse 1: I think he’s sexy and I wanna roll with him
He look likes a guy that really likes to hit the gym (I love abs)
Logic intuition isn’t high from my cosmos
And now that he is hooked, he’ll take me back into his home
Hook: Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
He is so hot, show him what I’ve got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
Went to his spot, and this what I got
Chorus: This is a
This is a
Found out this is a smoker’s place
(This place smells like an ashtray)
Can’t go in
Can’t go in
Can’t go inside a smoker’s place
(Damn man that stuff is nasty)
Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)
Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)
Verse 2: I’m lookin at him now, and new things I do see
He’s got a mouthful of some rotten yellow teeth (disgusting!)
Plus, his breath smelled like something crawled inside and died
Maybe if he didn’t smoke his hands won’t look like fries (fries!)
Hook: Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
This is not hot, you know smoking’s not
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
Wish he would stop, his clothes smell like slop
Chorus: Can’t stand a
Can’t stand a
No I can’t stand a smoker’s place
(Air was dark like the night sky)
Must escape
Must escape
I must escape this smoker’s place
(I can find another guy)
Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)
Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)
Bridge: I won’t call you, I won’t text you
Kiss or sex you
Cuz your puffin’ on that butt man
I don’t like it
I like breathing, but I don’t like wheezing
Just like a map for you I’ll lay out
Quit the smokes before you take dates out
I promise you, promise you
Once that’s done, just call on me soon
Chorus: If you smoke
If you smoke
That means you have a smoker’s place
(Cigarettes cause you cancer)
Not one more
Not one more
Not one more stinky smoker’s place
(No smoking is the answer)
Chorus: This is a
This is a
Found out this is a smoker’s place
(This place smells like an ashtray)
Can’t go in
Can’t go in
Can’t go inside a smoker’s place
(Damn man that stuff is nasty)
Chorus: Can’t stand a
Can’t stand a
No I can’t stand a smoker’s place
(Air was dark like the night sky)
Must escape
Must escape
I must escape this smoker’s place
(I can find another guy)
Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)
Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)
(No smoking is the answer)
Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)
Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)
Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)
Sm-sm-sm-smoker’s place
Sm-sm-smoker’s place
(Pu-pu-pu-puff)
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