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Song Parodies -> "Sleddog Race"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Sleddog Race"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I love Mother Monster and this is inspired by her dogs.
Mush, mush, mush, mush
Mush, mush, mush, mush

I wanna race em' from Anchorage to Nome
Hook ‘em, line ‘em, in tandems- work ’em to the bone
(They love it)
Twelve to sixteen dogs eager for a mass start
All ice lakes, forests, and tundra my team will tear apart

Go, go, go, go, go, g-o-o-o-o-o
They‘ll win the race, finish in first place
Go, go, go, go, go, g-o-o-o-o-o
They‘ll win the race, finish in first place

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No one can beat my sleddog race
(she’s got the winning Huskies)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No one can beat my sleddog race
(she’s got the winning Huskies)

S-s-s-sleddog race, s-s-sleddog race
(Mush, mush, mush, mush)
S-s-s-sleddog race, s-s-sleddog race
(Mush, mush, mush, mush)

Artic parka, snowshoes, and an axe come in handy
My dogs love to run whenever they're with me
(They love it)
Iditarod racing is not the same without Huskies
And baby when it's cold it can get down to -40 degrees!

Go, go, go, go, go, g-o-o-o-o-o
They‘ll win the race, finish in first place
Go, go, go, go, go, g-o-o-o-o-o
They‘ll win the race, finish in first place

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No one can beat my sleddog race
(she’s got the winning Huskies)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No one can beat my sleddog race
(she’s got the winning Huskies)

S-s-s-sleddog race, s-s-sleddog race
(Mush, mush, mush, mush)
S-s-s-sleddog race, s-s-sleddog race
(Mush, mush, mush, mush)


I gotta tell you that I’ll beat you
Never cheat you just defeat you
‘Cause my dogs are really barkin’ and huffin’
Get ‘em up runnin‘, legs in motion they’re just stunnin'
Just like a musher in a foreign frozen land
There’s just nothing like a good Siberian
I promise this, promise this
I’ll come in first ‘cause my team’s marvelous

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No one can beat my sleddog race
(she’s got the winning Huskies)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No one can beat my sleddog race
(she’s got the winning Huskies)

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No one can beat my sleddog race
(she’s got the winning Huskies)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No one can beat my sleddog race
(she’s got the winning Huskies)

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No one can beat my sleddog race
(she’s got the winning Huskies)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No one can beat my sleddog race
(she’s got the winning Huskies)

S-s-s-sleddog race, s-s-sleddog race
(Mush, mush, mush, mush)
S-s-s-sleddog race, s-s-sleddog race
(Mush, mush, mush, mush)


S-s-s-sleddog race, s-s-sleddog race
(Mush, mush, mush, mush)
S-s-s-sleddog race, s-s-sleddog race
(Mush, mush, mush, mush)

S-s-s-sleddog race, s-s-sleddog race
(Mush, mush, mush, mush)
S-s-s-sleddog race, s-s-sleddog race
(Mush, mush, mush, mush)

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