-> "(I've Got Very Big Testicles)"
Original Song Title:
"Poker Face"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"(I've Got Very Big Testicles)"
The Lyrics
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
I’ve got a large set and they don’t fit in my jeans
Standing sitting walking and I’m only in my teens (I hate it)
A serious condition you may think it what guys want
But once you here my song I’m sure you have a change of heart
Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow-ow-e-ow-ow-ow
I wish it not, don’t want what I got
Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow-ow-e-ow-ow-ow
I wish it not, don’t want what I got
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-testicles
(umm umm umm wah)
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-testicles
(umm umm umm wah)
I wanna smaller pair and that’s okay with me
Like frigging rugby balls I cannot close my knees (I hate it)
Sometimes I wish that I was born without a gun
But my life is so tough it is so tough it isn’t fun, none
Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow-ow-e-ow-ow-ow
I wish it not, don’t want what I got
Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow-ow-e-ow-ow-ow
I wish it not, don’t want what I got
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
(umm umm umm wah)
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-testicles
(umm umm umm wah)
if your laughing that’s disturbing
I’m wondering
Are you lying, bout your weapon
Cos this song is so stupid, that I’m paro deeing
Cos me now want a smaller whino
I cannot walk that very tidy
I promise this, promise that
Check this hand out its painfulness
Don’t want big
Don’t want big
Don’t want no bigger testicles
(I just cant walk that tidy)
Don’t want big
Don’t want big
Don’t want no bigger testicles
(I just cant walk that tidy)
(X2)
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
I’ve got large
I’ve got large
I’ve got very big testicles
(I wish this on nobody)
(X3)
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-testicles
(umm umm umm wah)
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-testicles
(umm umm umm wah)
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