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Song Parodies -> "Pokemon"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Ga Ga

Parody Song Title:

"Pokemon"

Parody Written by:

Han Jovi

The Lyrics

They really did beat my pokemon!! :(
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna roll em' like they do in Poke Battles
Through em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Luck and intuition play the cards with Charzard to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't beat my,
Can't beat my
No he can't beat my pokemon
(Thats my Pokemon)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No he can't beat my pokemon
(You Can't beat it)

P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-pokemon
(Mum mum mum mah)
b-b-b-bakugun b-b-b-bakugun
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little winning is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Mewtwo is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've fought
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't beat my,
Can't beat my
No he can't beat my pokemon
(Try to beat my)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No he can't beat my Charmander
(He's my Squirtle XP)

P-p-p-pokemon p-p-p pokemon
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-pokemon
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I will beat you
through or toss you
Cause I'm stuffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a dude in the poke battle
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't beat my,
Can't beat my
No he can't beat my pokemon
(Undifetided)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No he can't beat my pokemon
(Theres my Fishhh type)

Can't beat my,
Can't beat my
No he can't beat my pokemon
(oh my Pikichu)
Did beat my
Did beat my
yes he did beat my pokemon
(That just beat me)


Did beat my,
Did beat my
Yes he did beat my pokemon
(Bye-Bye Charzard XP)
Did beat my
Did beat my
Yes he did beat my pokemon
(Ive have a Leaf stone)

P-p-p-Pokemon, p-p-Pokemon
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Pokemon, p-p-Pokemon
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-Pokemon, p-p-Pokemon
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Pokemon, p-p-Pokemon
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-Pokemon, p-p-Pokemon
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-Pokemon, p-p-Pokemon
(Mum mum mum mah)

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raymond borowiak - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I like pokeman towit "got to have them all" backwards is satanic was afamous pokeman intro they saw fit to take that off the into though. charzard would say "love is like a flame it burns you when it hot" -=#;P
Mike D'Antonio - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Eh. It was okay. You kept too much of the original song.

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