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Song Parodies -> "Sundin's Poker Face"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Sundin's Poker Face"

Parody Written by:

Weirdest Al

The Lyrics

Some people are bashing the living hell out of Mats Sundin. I wouldn't say he deserves this drivel, but the fans don't deserve to see the home team get owned eight consecutive times. Several depressed fans, such as the one who said, "Canucks will never win again.. not in my life time at least.." are one trigger away from infinite oblivion. I might as well find a silver lining in the cumulonimbus clouds by doing something productive. Inspired by TEAM 1200's "Leafs Suck", a spoof of Outkast's "Hey Ya", I created a parody of the ceaseless song on radio airwaves: "Poker Face" by Lady GaGa.
I always hold them like I do in Texas plays
Hook them, let them hit me, raise their score easily, I hate it
Luck and intuition aren't there for me to start
And after he's been hooked I'll sadly head off to the box

Oh, oh, oh
I'm just not hot, can't yield what I've got
Oh, oh, oh
I'm just not hot, can't yield what I've got

You can read, you can read
Yeah, you can read my poker face
I'm not hiding nobody
You can read, you can read
Yeah, you can read my poker face
I'm not hiding nobody

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

I used to roll on top of all my enemies
A little gambling was fun when you were with me, I loved it
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
And since I'm not producing, all the fans have now begun...*gunshot*

Oh, oh, oh
I'm just not hot, can't yield what I've got
Oh, oh, oh
I'm just not hot, can't yield what I've got

You can read, you can read
Yeah, you can read my poker face
I'm not hiding nobody
You can read, you can read
Yeah, you can read my poker face
I'm not hiding nobody

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

I don't know why I'm not scoring
So stop asking
I'm not bluffin' but huffin' and puffin'
I'm not lying, I'm just sucking with my production dropping

Just like the guy who wore 11
Who cursed this team in '97
I promised this would not repeat
But I disturbed the chemistry

You can read, you can read
Yeah, you can read my poker face
I'm not hiding nobody
You can read, you can read
Yeah, you can read my poker face
I'm not hiding nobody

You can read, you can read
Yeah, you can read my poker face
I'm not hiding nobody
You can read, you can read
Yeah, you can read my poker face
I'm not hiding nobody

You can read, you can read
Yeah, you can read my poker face
I'm not hiding nobody
You can read, you can read
Yeah, you can read my poker face
I'm not hiding nobody

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
I'm not hiding nobody

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

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