My my my, My my my my my,
Lie lie lie, Lie lie lie lie lie
My my my, My my my my my;
Lie lie lie, Lie lie lie lie lie...

I just can't get up off of this bed, boy you know I weigh
a thousand pounds;
I just can't get up off of this bed, boy just look at all these
fleshy mounds.

My my thighs, My my my my thighs,
Lie lie lie, Lie here and eat pie.
(repeat)

I just can't get up off of this bed, food is all I dare to think about.
I still can't get up off of this bed, is there someone
who can help me out?

Let me eat....can't see my feet....
Needing someone, to help wipe my bum....

Sugar high high high, High high high high high
smell like a sty sty sty, sty sty sty sty sty.
(repeat)

I'm just stuck here in this damn bed, boy you know I kinda wish I was dead,
I just ate two whole loaves of bread...

Help me please...bring me cheese...
Call Jerry.... Springer, please.

Pasta-sta, pasta-sta-sta-sta
Pasta-sta, Pasta-sta sta-sta
(fade out)