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Song Parodies -> "Ho"

Original Song Title:

"Slow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kylie Minogue

Parody Song Title:

"Ho"

Parody Written by:

Verge

The Lyrics

wrote this ages ago... my timing's not the best with posting it on this site, given her current health scare, but... regarding La Minogue as a media construct/commodity, the lyrics still stand...
Well you asked for it
Another "sexy Kylie" song
Yeah I was so right

It's just like the others
Flog a dead horse – I'm a one-trick pony
Hope you won't notice

Track in on this film clip
Pull focus - I'm Brigitte Bardot
Who am I really? (whispered: who am I kidding?)

Got you addicted
To seeing me in next-to-no-gear on
So formulaic

Slow down and look at me
I'm FAUX!
I'm obsessed with flashing my body
I can't say NO!
The media wants you to want me
Another HO!
They're obsessed with parts of my body
Made me a - HO!

I've gone all breathy
You can't tell that I don't sing that well
You know you love it

And as for content, well
My songs still don't say a thing
Keeps the records selling

Slow down to keep up with me
Yeah, I'm SLOW
But it's not my brain that you're after
I'm your HO!
Come on and sponsor me
Cash... FLOW!
Keep me in French finery
For my latest beau!

Read my body language ("cause I just can't articulate)
Take my hand down (ooh err! How "bout I masturbate?)

Stop at nothing to top up my millions
I'm a music HO!
I'm washed up if I'm not in the tabloids
Ex-PO-sure
Holly WHO?
Flog a dead horse, now I'm a "rock chick"
And an image HO!

I'm not getting any younger

Gotta milk what I can with my body

Beat a path to the store, buy the album

NOW

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Dumb Ass Kid - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Well written and stuff 444

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