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Well you asked for it
Another "sexy Kylie" song
Yeah I was so right
It's just like the others
Flog a dead horse – I'm a one-trick pony
Hope you won't notice
Track in on this film clip
Pull focus - I'm Brigitte Bardot
Who am I really? (whispered: who am I kidding?)
Got you addicted
To seeing me in next-to-no-gear on
Slow down and look at me
I'm obsessed with flashing my body
I can't say NO!
The media wants you to want me
They're obsessed with parts of my body
Made me a - HO!
I've gone all breathy
You can't tell that I don't sing that well
You know you love it
And as for content, well
My songs still don't say a thing
Keeps the records selling
Slow down to keep up with me
Yeah, I'm SLOW
But it's not my brain that you're after
I'm your HO!
Come on and sponsor me
Keep me in French finery
For my latest beau!
Read my body language ("cause I just can't articulate)
Take my hand down (ooh err! How "bout I masturbate?)
Stop at nothing to top up my millions
I'm a music HO!
I'm washed up if I'm not in the tabloids
Flog a dead horse, now I'm a "rock chick"
And an image HO!
I'm not getting any younger
Gotta milk what I can with my body
Beat a path to the store, buy the album
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