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Song Parodies -> "White Chocolate"

Original Song Title:

"Chocolate"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kylie Minogue

Parody Song Title:

"White Chocolate"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PARODY CONTAINS HIGH LEVELS OF CHOCOLATE PORN. THOSE WHO LIKE DARK CHOCOLATE MAY WANT TO TURN AWAY NOW
Fancy creams
I opened up the foil and
In my dreams
I didn't want to spoil the
Textured shell
I melted with a single
Smooth, rich bite

Chocolate sensation
It left me with such complete
Satisfaction
I thought no bar could ever
Give me joy again
I'm there, is no-one looking?

Waited all night
To feel the peel of that what's real
To dream the dream of chocolate cream and then
I took a bite
And died

If it was darker I would hate it
Or a toffee - wouldn't rate it
Bless it and caress it
While it melts inside your mouth
If it was normal, I would down it
But a white, I lick around it
Slowly with control and then you slowly chew it down
White chocolate

White tastes best
You eat it and you just
Forget the rest
With every single bite
I yearn for more
I cannot live without
Going to stores

Dreamed for so long
That creamy taste, don't wanna waste
A single hasty bite so I chew slow
You bought me dark again

If it was minty I would like it
But it don't compare to white ones
Savour all the flavour whilst you chew it slowly down
If it were coffee don't be silly
'Cause white just tastes so thrilling
Licking feel it sticking whilst your tickling all around
White chocolate

Comes near
Bite it, watch me smile
There's no haste
It's all true
That i'm addicted to white

Just one bite then i'll suck it all down
Creamy kisses and licking around
Hollow inside but that's alright
Gonna make this last through the night
Savour the moment as you chow down
Enjoy the flavours melt in your mouth
Melting as the last bits gone
Sitting eating chocolate til the break of dawn

If it were liquid, I would drink it
But its white, I like to think that
Holding it so closely feel before its in your mouth
If it was frozen I would melt it
Warmth of touch that felt it
Feel it so unreal you've got to peel it then bite in

If it were different, wouldn't love it
Smell the scents from way above it
Endulge it don't just wolf it so it pulls you through the ground
White chocolate
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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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Blethar - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I tried to parody this, with a similar theme. It was GARBAGE. This on the other hand, was not GARBAGE. It was Kylie. Anyhoo, good pacing and parody, and a triple 5 from me. But what the hell's wrong with dark/coffee/normal/milk/minty chocolate? Personally, I think white is weak.
Rex - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
You keep away from the chocolate. You're too young.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you to you both for your great responses. Sorry I haven't been able to reply sooner - my internet decided to stop working
Kristof Robertson - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
DAK- peddler of confectionary-related SMUT!!! ;-) Loved it. 555
Stuart McArthur - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
and Kylie's very white chocolate herself, DAK - sweet and enticing - you'll always grab the Aussies with a Kylie parody - 555
Dumb Ass Kid - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof - Glad to hear you loved it! Stu - A big thank you
K.Y.L.E - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment
What's Chocolate Porn?
Dumb Ass Kid - August 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Doesn't matter. Youre too ignorant to know anyway
parody police to K.Y.L.E. - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, but Plagairism is unethical and illegal.
Dumb Ass Kid - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
K.Y.L.E - What?! You copied my parodies? REALLY?! Gee... why didn't I notice before?! Damn Kyle, you sure are discreet when it comes to copying other peoples parodies...

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