Song Parodies -> White Chocolate
| Original Song Title: | "Chocolate" |
| Original Performer: | Kylie Minogue |
| Parody Song Title: | "White Chocolate" |
| Parody Written by: | Dumb Ass Kid |
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PARODY CONTAINS HIGH LEVELS OF CHOCOLATE PORN. THOSE WHO LIKE DARK CHOCOLATE MAY WANT TO TURN AWAY NOW
Fancy creams
I opened up the foil and
In my dreams
I didn't want to spoil the
Textured shell
I melted with a single
Smooth, rich bite
Chocolate sensation
It left me with such complete
Satisfaction
I thought no bar could ever
Give me joy again
I'm there, is no-one looking?
Waited all night
To feel the peel of that what's real
To dream the dream of chocolate cream and then
I took a bite
And died
If it was darker I would hate it
Or a toffee - wouldn't rate it
Bless it and caress it
While it melts inside your mouth
If it was normal, I would down it
But a white, I lick around it
Slowly with control and then you slowly chew it down
White chocolate
White tastes best
You eat it and you just
Forget the rest
With every single bite
I yearn for more
I cannot live without
Going to stores
Dreamed for so long
That creamy taste, don't wanna waste
A single hasty bite so I chew slow
You bought me dark again
If it was minty I would like it
But it don't compare to white ones
Savour all the flavour whilst you chew it slowly down
If it were coffee don't be silly
'Cause white just tastes so thrilling
Licking feel it sticking whilst your tickling all around
White chocolate
Comes near
Bite it, watch me smile
There's no haste
It's all true
That i'm addicted to white
Just one bite then i'll suck it all down
Creamy kisses and licking around
Hollow inside but that's alright
Gonna make this last through the night
Savour the moment as you chow down
Enjoy the flavours melt in your mouth
Melting as the last bits gone
Sitting eating chocolate til the break of dawn
If it were liquid, I would drink it
But its white, I like to think that
Holding it so closely feel before its in your mouth
If it was frozen I would melt it
Warmth of touch that felt it
Feel it so unreal you've got to peel it then bite in
If it were different, wouldn't love it
Smell the scents from way above it
Endulge it don't just wolf it so it pulls you through the ground
White chocolate
I opened up the foil and
In my dreams
I didn't want to spoil the
Textured shell
I melted with a single
Smooth, rich bite
Chocolate sensation
It left me with such complete
Satisfaction
I thought no bar could ever
Give me joy again
I'm there, is no-one looking?
Waited all night
To feel the peel of that what's real
To dream the dream of chocolate cream and then
I took a bite
And died
If it was darker I would hate it
Or a toffee - wouldn't rate it
Bless it and caress it
While it melts inside your mouth
If it was normal, I would down it
But a white, I lick around it
Slowly with control and then you slowly chew it down
White chocolate
White tastes best
You eat it and you just
Forget the rest
With every single bite
I yearn for more
I cannot live without
Going to stores
Dreamed for so long
That creamy taste, don't wanna waste
A single hasty bite so I chew slow
You bought me dark again
If it was minty I would like it
But it don't compare to white ones
Savour all the flavour whilst you chew it slowly down
If it were coffee don't be silly
'Cause white just tastes so thrilling
Licking feel it sticking whilst your tickling all around
White chocolate
Comes near
Bite it, watch me smile
There's no haste
It's all true
That i'm addicted to white
Just one bite then i'll suck it all down
Creamy kisses and licking around
Hollow inside but that's alright
Gonna make this last through the night
Savour the moment as you chow down
Enjoy the flavours melt in your mouth
Melting as the last bits gone
Sitting eating chocolate til the break of dawn
If it were liquid, I would drink it
But its white, I like to think that
Holding it so closely feel before its in your mouth
If it was frozen I would melt it
Warmth of touch that felt it
Feel it so unreal you've got to peel it then bite in
If it were different, wouldn't love it
Smell the scents from way above it
Endulge it don't just wolf it so it pulls you through the ground
White chocolate
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I tried to parody this, with a similar theme. It was GARBAGE. This on the other hand, was not GARBAGE. It was Kylie. Anyhoo, good pacing and parody, and a triple 5 from me. But what the hell's wrong with dark/coffee/normal/milk/minty chocolate? Personally, I think white is weak.
You keep away from the chocolate. You're too young.
Thank you to you both for your great responses. Sorry I haven't been able to reply sooner - my internet decided to stop working
DAK- peddler of confectionary-related SMUT!!! ;-) Loved it. 555
and Kylie's very white chocolate herself, DAK - sweet and enticing - you'll always grab the Aussies with a Kylie parody - 555
Kristof - Glad to hear you loved it! Stu - A big thank you
What's Chocolate Porn?
Doesn't matter. Youre too ignorant to know anyway
Sorry, but Plagairism is unethical and illegal.
K.Y.L.E - What?! You copied my parodies? REALLY?! Gee... why didn't I notice before?! Damn Kyle, you sure are discreet when it comes to copying other peoples parodies...
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