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Song Parodies -> "Leavers"

Original Song Title:

"Fever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kylie Minogue

Parody Song Title:

"Leavers"

Parody Written by:

Blondie

The Lyrics

Hey I was thinking about leavers at the end of this year and this was just to fill time so it sux
I've been bitten by the bug that's telling me
I've got a week without my folks
I'll get trashed, lose my mind
And get with some perverted bloke

So tell me where's my hostel
Cos my brains now a disaster
The room's spinning faster
I can't walk in a straight line
And the smell of pot gives me the feeling
I'm dancing on the ceiling

Leavers sure has got me smashed
You can tell when leavers takes hold
I don't care what I do
Cos when we're on leavers we'll be tools
We're on leavers

I got out of bed in the afternoon
Please draw the curtains closed
Ther'es a tree swaying making me sick
And in it are my underclothes

So tell me where are my shoes
Are they at the barman's house
Man he was a real louse
Who's the jerk in my bed
In fact I don't wanna find out
Just pour another shot out

Leavers sure has got me smashed
You can tell when leavers takes hold
I don't care what I do
Cos when we're on leavers we'll be tools
We're on leavers

So tell me officer what is the charge
Of course I can't remember
This is leavers in December
Old man try and lose some pounds
C'mon give me back the dope
And please don't tell my folks

Leavers sure has got me smashed
You can tell when leavers takes hold
I don't care what I do
Cos when we're on leavers we'll be tools
We're on leavers

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