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Song Parodies -> "Red Nose and the Christmas Tree"

Original Song Title:

"Black Horse and the Cherry Tree"

Original Performer:

KT Tunstall

Parody Song Title:

"Red Nose and the Christmas Tree"

Parody Written by:

Ravyn Rant

The Lyrics

Two, three, four

(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)

Here's a great little story that I'd like to tell -
The day that I visited Santa's workshop
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
I saw a bunch of elves and a big herd of reindeer
And a big red nose by the Christmas tree
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
I saw a little deer behind that nose
He said, don't be scared, my name is Rudolph
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
Then the big red nose walked to the herd
Asked hey there reindeer, won't you play with me?
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
But they said no, no, no, no-no-no
They said no, no, Rudolph can't play with me
No, no, no, no-no-no
They said no, no – he's challenged nasally

Well his nose is a problem, it's so bright it glows
Such a bright bright red, nothing he can do
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
And he can't forgive all the other reindeer
'Cause they won't let him join any reindeer games
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
But he had a little chance near the end of December
When a thick dark fog hid the Christmas tree
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
And the fog's so thick – Santa's oh so worried
"Cause he don't have a light for the deer to see!
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
So he said, ho, ho, ho, ho-ho-ho
He said, ho, ho – please guide the sleigh for me
Ho, ho, ho, ho-ho-ho
He said ho, ho – Rudolph, save Christmas Eve

He saved Christmas Eve, yeah!

He said, Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho
Rudolph saved Christmas Eve
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go down in history
Big red nose saving Christmas Eve
You know that reindeer will go down in history, yeah yeah yeah
Big red nose and a Christmas tree
You know that reindeer will go down in history

Happy holidays, everyone!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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 4   2
 5   10

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Jason - December 02, 2006 - Report this comment
This is superb! And A Merry Xmas To You Too!
Jack Wilson - December 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I palnned of parody if that OS, WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT? This rules! 555, hilarious
Michael Pacholek - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Everybody nose you deserve a five in your stocking.
alvin rhodes - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
nicely done
Ravyn Rant - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone!
milli - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
ewwwwww i hated it it looks grossss ewwwwwwwwwww
BH Campbell - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I love xmas parodies...thank you for this one. I love KT Tunstall and even better when I can sing alternative lyrics to artists I love.
nally - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I just stumbled across this one. I enjoyed every line, especially the "no no" and "ho ho" substitutions. The parody title was a great choice too. In fact...great job all around!! 5-5-5 for you.

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