Song Parodies -> Red Nose and the Christmas Tree
| Original Song Title: | "Black Horse and the Cherry Tree" |
| Original Performer: | KT Tunstall |
| Parody Song Title: | "Red Nose and the Christmas Tree" |
| Parody Written by: | Ravyn Rant |
Two, three, four
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
Here's a great little story that I'd like to tell -
The day that I visited Santa's workshop
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
I saw a bunch of elves and a big herd of reindeer
And a big red nose by the Christmas tree
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
I saw a little deer behind that nose
He said, don't be scared, my name is Rudolph
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
Then the big red nose walked to the herd
Asked hey there reindeer, won't you play with me?
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
But they said no, no, no, no-no-no
They said no, no, Rudolph can't play with me
No, no, no, no-no-no
They said no, no – he's challenged nasally
Well his nose is a problem, it's so bright it glows
Such a bright bright red, nothing he can do
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
And he can't forgive all the other reindeer
'Cause they won't let him join any reindeer games
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
But he had a little chance near the end of December
When a thick dark fog hid the Christmas tree
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
And the fog's so thick – Santa's oh so worried
"Cause he don't have a light for the deer to see!
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
So he said, ho, ho, ho, ho-ho-ho
He said, ho, ho – please guide the sleigh for me
Ho, ho, ho, ho-ho-ho
He said ho, ho – Rudolph, save Christmas Eve
(oohwhoo-hoo)
He saved Christmas Eve, yeah!
(oohwhoo-hoo)
He said, Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho
Rudolph saved Christmas Eve
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go down in history
Big red nose saving Christmas Eve
You know that reindeer will go down in history, yeah yeah yeah
Big red nose and a Christmas tree
You know that reindeer will go down in history
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
Here's a great little story that I'd like to tell -
The day that I visited Santa's workshop
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
I saw a bunch of elves and a big herd of reindeer
And a big red nose by the Christmas tree
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
I saw a little deer behind that nose
He said, don't be scared, my name is Rudolph
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
Then the big red nose walked to the herd
Asked hey there reindeer, won't you play with me?
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
But they said no, no, no, no-no-no
They said no, no, Rudolph can't play with me
No, no, no, no-no-no
They said no, no – he's challenged nasally
Well his nose is a problem, it's so bright it glows
Such a bright bright red, nothing he can do
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
And he can't forgive all the other reindeer
'Cause they won't let him join any reindeer games
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
But he had a little chance near the end of December
When a thick dark fog hid the Christmas tree
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
And the fog's so thick – Santa's oh so worried
"Cause he don't have a light for the deer to see!
(whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
So he said, ho, ho, ho, ho-ho-ho
He said, ho, ho – please guide the sleigh for me
Ho, ho, ho, ho-ho-ho
He said ho, ho – Rudolph, save Christmas Eve
(oohwhoo-hoo)
He saved Christmas Eve, yeah!
(oohwhoo-hoo)
He said, Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho
Rudolph saved Christmas Eve
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go down in history
Big red nose saving Christmas Eve
You know that reindeer will go down in history, yeah yeah yeah
Big red nose and a Christmas tree
You know that reindeer will go down in history
Happy holidays, everyone!
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This is superb! And A Merry Xmas To You Too!
I palnned of parody if that OS, WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT? This rules! 555, hilarious
Everybody nose you deserve a five in your stocking.
nicely done
Thanks everyone!
ewwwwww i hated it it looks grossss ewwwwwwwwwww
I love xmas parodies...thank you for this one. I love KT Tunstall and even better when I can sing alternative lyrics to artists I love.
I just stumbled across this one. I enjoyed every line, especially the "no no" and "ho ho" substitutions. The parody title was a great choice too. In fact...great job all around!! 5-5-5 for you.
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