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Song Parodies -> "Loadsa Dosh & Lotsa Duty Free"

Original Song Title:

"Black Horse & The Cherry Tree"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

KT Tunstall

Parody Song Title:

"Loadsa Dosh & Lotsa Duty Free"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

.....hic.....
You! Pay! More!

(boo-hoo, boo-hoo)
(boo-hoo, boo-hoo)

My accountant knows better than I know myself
So I'm gonna let him do all the balking
(boo-hoo boo-hoo)
I pay across the place and I'm left with nothing
With a big black debit and no duty free
(boo-hoo, boo-hoo)

I shed a tear, down my bank
They said just send a cheque, just keep on paying
(boo-hoo boo-hoo)
When the big bad taxman then looked my way
Said Hey-ey lady, you must pay me
(Boo-hoo, boo-hoo)

But I said Oh oh oh oh, oh-oh-oh
I said oh, oh, this tax is killing me
Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
I said oh, oh, this tax is killing me

(ooooo, boo-hoo)

And we pay on our petrol, and our whisky sours
It don't stop til you're dead for a week or two
(boo-hoo, boo-hoo)
But I cut some tax where I shouldn't have done that
Tax man says "Give me" - it'll take me years
(boo-hoo, boo-hoo)

So I ran to a place on a fiddle outa here
With a big loada dosh & lotsa duty free
(boo-ooze, boo-ooze)
And I wont come back, cause I'm oh so tipsy
Down a watering hole where they wont find me
(boo-ooze, boo-ooze)

But I said Oh oh oh oh, oh-oh-oh
I said Oh, oh, that tax was killing me
Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
I said Oh, oh, that tax was killing me

(ooooo, boo-hoo) (that tax was killing me)
(ooooo, boo-hoo)
Said oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
That tax was killing me
Said oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
That tax was killing me

Big loada dosh & lotsa duty free
Can't quite enjoy it cos liver's packed up on me
Big loada dosh & lotsa duty free
Can't quite enjoy it cos liver's packed up on me
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Yet Another Dutchman - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
That's a 555, though, to me, it's really a 4.8 on pacing because I had a hard time with sticking "fiddle outa here" on "middle of nowhere," but that's just silly me. It was funny and, on top of that, it had a good swinging feel to it.
Kristof Robertson - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
The LLLB KT. T Parody Machine rolls on! ;-) 555
carol - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Tax me to the limit one more time. 555
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks carol, Kristof and YAD ;-)
DF - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice one, but there has to be an "if only"... xxxx
Ruth - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever and funny x
Tracie - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
It was good...and funny

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