Two, three, four
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo

Well, some people don't know a lot about me
So sit back and let me do all the talking
(Woo-hoo, woo-hoo)
I walked into the kitchen and on the table
Was my black notebook and a plot bunny
(Woo-hoo, woo-hoo)

I felt a story idea form in my head
I thought don't even look, just keep on walking
(Woo-hoo, woo-hoo)
When the plot bunny said, "Look this way,"
Said, "Hey there, girl, will you write about me?"
(Woo-hoo, woo-hoo)

But I said no, no, no, no-no-no
I said no, no, you're not the story for me
No, no, no, no-no-no
I said no, no, you're not the story for me

(Ooooo, woo-hoo)

I got another idea late at night
So I wrote it down for a minute or two
(Woo-hoo, woo-hoo)
But I looked it over, and I didn't like it
And I never wrote it after all these years
(Woo-hoo, woo-hoo)

Now it's sitting in the kitchen on the table
In my black notebook by the plot bunny
(Woo-hoo, woo-hoo)
And it'll never get published, because it's dumb
But my mom thinks it's something the world should see
(Woo-hoo, woo-hoo)

But I said no, no, no, no-no-no
I said no, no, it's not the story for me
No, no, no, no-no-no
I said no, no, it's not the story for me

(Oooooo, woo-hoo) (not the story for me, yeah)
(Oooooo, woo-hoo)
Said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
You're not the story for me
Said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
You're the story for me

Black notebook and a plot bunny
I can't quite write it because the momentum has left me
Black notebook and a plot bunny
I can't quite write it because the momentum has left me