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Song Parodies -> "Suddenly I Sneezed"

Original Song Title:

"Suddenly I See"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

KT Tunstall

Parody Song Title:

"Suddenly I Sneezed"

Parody Written by:

Yet Another Dutchman

The Lyrics

This is about an unfortunate gal. A loose cannon, one might say. And I owe KT an improvement over the last parody I wrote to a song of hers. Please comment on any errors in this parody. Thank you.
today I'm hard at work, I'm hard at work
I'm watched by the store manager, by the store manager
and that mean man wants me to haul the melons eight feet high
it goes pretty well 'til I feel prickles in my nose
okay, I'm calm (ah-tchoo!)
the melons slip and crack my boss's skull

suddenly I sneezed (suddenly I sneezed)
when it's not the time to sneeze
suddenly I sneezed (suddenly I sneezed)
why the hell it all fills up in me?
(suddenly I sneezed)
when it's not the time to sneeze
suddenly I sneezed (suddenly I sneezed)
why the hell it all fills up in me?

a date, we're having desserts, we're having desserts
he thinks I'm a beautiful girl, I'm a beautiful girl
I fill with emotion, tears, and mucus up inside
makes me disgorge it when I'm trying to prevent an all-out stream
he up and leaves, his face full snot and cream

suddenly I sneezed (suddenly I sneezed)
when it's not the time to sneeze
suddenly I sneezed (suddenly I sneezed)
why the hell it all fills up in me?
(suddenly I sneezed)
when it's not the time to sneeze
suddenly I sneezed (suddenly I sneezed)
why the hell it all fills up in me?

and I'm holding the rope, with a friend I climb
it's an improv climb without safeties on tremendous height
dust makes me sneeze, my hands are losing power, big fat plummet, yeah

so sorry you bleed
so sorry I slipped
so sorry I sneezed, yeah, yeah
(suddenly I sneezed)
I am so sorry you bleed
so sorry I slipped
so sorry I sneezed, yeah, yeah
(suddenly I sneezed)
I am so sorry you bleed
so sorry I slipped
so sorry I sneezed, yeah, yeah, yeah
(suddenly I sneezed)
I am so sorry you bleed
so sorry I slipped
so sorry I sneezed, yeah, yeah
(suddenly I sneezed)
I am so sorry you bleed
so sorry I slipped
so sorry I sneezed, yeah, yeah

suddenly I sneezed (suddenly I sneezed)
when it's not the time to sneeze
suddenly I sneezed (suddenly I sneezed)
why the hell it all fills up in me?
(suddenly I sneezed)
when it's not the time to sneeze
suddenly I sneezed (suddenly I sneezed)
why the hell it all fills up in me?
oh, yeah, yeah

suddenly I sneezed (suddenly I sneezed)
suddenly I sneezed (suddenly I sneezed)
why the hell it all fills up in me?
yeah, yeah
suddenly I sneezed (suddenly I sneezed)
why the hell it all fills up in me?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Allicat - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, Yet Another Dutchman- This was really funny, but, unfoutunately, I don't know the original song, so I couldn't vote. Okay- I'm telling you this because you seem to like my parodies more than anyone else does: I expect to write one more parody before I leave for good. I'm really sorry- I really can't continue because I really don't have any time to do this, and I'm not the most creative person in the world. It takes me a really long time to come up with a parody. I dunno- maybe I'll come back on May 10, 2012. Expect to hear from me by then, if I don't forget. My last parody for now will be of Vertigo (again) and I will not try to make it really funny- it will kind of say that i'm getting sick of U2 by now, even though I liked it before!!! Don't miss me too much- if I can come back soon I will, definitely.Thanks 4 liking my parodies- rememer, anything on this site submitted by CRA-Z-4-U2 is by me, except for one thing, which I don't have time to explain about. (this is a really long comment, i know) Poor Allicat is very sad!! Goodbye, friend
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked it. Followed the words along to the original... paced well to me - Good one ;-) 555
Yet Another Dutchman - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Allicat, no! The ratings for your parodies are good, aren't they? You've only returned to leave again? Major bummer, I WILL read your parody. I would've loved to see you parody another U2 classic, like "One" or "The Sweetest Thing," though. Though you're leaving me a broken guy, I'll keep the fire burning 'til you return. "Maybe" is half a promise. Thanks, Allicat, thanks for YOUR parodies. LucidLupin LeeBee, thanks a bundle for your vote! I didn't expect a 555 for this! And I'm guessing you got your Eye To The Telescope to pace it, or did you use the radio?
Allicat - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
OK- I probable won't leave for good, but I won't submit parodies that often- I will keep writing some! At least I'll try........... got it?
Allicat - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
OK- for your sake I'm doing one on Sweetest Thing next!
Yet Another Dutchman - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, I gotcha. Don't write 'em for MY sake, though. When you submit, the stage is all yours.

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