whee-hee! whee-hee!
whee-hee! whee-hee!

well, I was halfway junked, downed my eighteenth can
and I let the alcohol do all the talkin'
(whee-hee! whee-hee!)
the cafe morphed into a beach that hour
with a pink elephant and a sherry sea
(whee-hee! whee-hee!)
that pachyderm was tryna get dressed
I said "Yo, thick-back, you won't fit your stalkings"
(whee-hee! whee-hee!)
and the pink elephant just turned his trunk
and said, "hey, it's your baby I'm carrying"
(whee-hee! whee-hee!)

and I said "nooo!
nooo, no, no, no!"
I said "nooo!
tell me it's not from me"
"nooo!
nooo, no, no, no!"
I said "nooo!
tell me it's not from me"

and my liver was poisoned at the twentieth hour
so I spit it out after a wharf or two
(whee-hee! whee-hee!)
but I'd drank all vodkas and it sure had got fat
and it won't forgive me after all the beer
(whee-hee! whee-hee!)
so I sent it swimming to relieve its spirits
with the pink elephant in the sherry sea
(whee-hee! whee-hee!)
then I tapped its back, said "You're back to happy
you're clean of poison, now return to me!"

but it yelled "nooo!
nooo, no, no, no!"
it yelled "nooo!
yours ain't the bod for me"
"nooo!
nooo, no, no, no!"
it yelled "nooo!
yours ain't the bod for me"

"not the bod for me, yeah!"

(Celine Dion sings the Pakistan anthem in the background)

no, no, no
no, no
no, no
alcohol's not for me
no, no, no
no, no
no, no
I shoulda got root beer

pink elephants
and the sherry sea
delirium's not so bad
as the hangover will be
pink elephants
in a sherry sea
delirium's not so bad
as the hangover will be