Song Parodies -> My Birthday Cake

Original Song Title:

"Alone I Break"

Original Performer:

Korn

  
Parody Song Title:

"My Birthday Cake"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

This is me becoming seventeen (which isn't for at least 3 months)
Aging on,
Been sixteen too long
Right here, right now
I'll grow up somehow.

I will make it through today.
Can drink beer, in four more.
Seems this is my next birthday.
I will soon be grown.
Being sixteen will be no more.
Being seventeen I will become.

Now I see the times they change
Getting older, it seems so strange
I am hoping I can find
A father who won't whoop my behind.
Preperations they make,
Haven't seen my birthday cake.
I have lived the best I can,
Does this make me not a man?

Shut lights off,
For my party.
Heart stops
I feel alone.
Then you scream out loud.

I will make it through today.
Can drink beer, in four more.
Seems this is my next birthday.
I will soon be grown.
Being sixteen will be no more.
Being seventeen I will become.

Now I see the times they change
Getting older, it seems so strange
I am hoping I can find
A father who won't whoop my behind.
Preperations they make,
Haven't seen my birthday cake.
I have lived the best I can,
Does this make me not a man?

Am I going to eat my cake?
How old have I become?
Is there nothing more to come?
(Surprise parties aren't my faves)
I feel a lack in space?
Am I going to eat this cake?
Am I going to win this race?
(Am I going to leave this place?)
I guess God has made my age.
What is it that I've become?
Is there something more to come?
(More to come)

Now I see the times they change
Getting older, it seems so strange
I am hoping I can find
A father who won't whoop my behind.
Preperations they make,
Haven't seen my birthday cake.
I have lived the best I can,
Does this make me not a man?



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T.J. Spindler - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Awesome! 5,5,5! Let's make a parody together. Do u wanna? tell me. Look for my song, Skaters paradise, parody of Amish Paradise. answer me there in the comment section of that song. A section. 2000's.
Wild Man - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent job, Happy Birthday and I think most your parodies are very good!

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