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Song Parodies -> "Quizno's Shows Mercy"

Original Song Title:

"Twisted Transistor"

Original Performer:

Korn

Parody Song Title:

"Quizno's Shows Mercy"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

What if Quizno's get sued by the makers of Mortal Kombat?
Quizno's, Quizno's, things get way too hasty,
Please discontinue use of the word "Toasty",
Can't stand it for too long,
Let it go, let it go
Makers of Mortal Kombat
get mad, you know

All Mortal Kombat fans will get angry too,
Just then, give up, or else they might sue you,
Might sue you, might sue you, might sue you, might sue you, might sue you, might sue you

You should discontinue
Further usage of
Toasty too, so things will be fair enough
And I knew
You guys were too hasty
I've warned you
Stop using "Toasty"

Quizno's, you ain't related to the MK,
Life is not fair, you went too far anyway,
So please discontinue
Any further use,
Of the word "Toasty" please
Or you get accused

All Mortal Kombat fans will get angry too
Just then, give up, or else they might sue you
Might sue you, might sue you, might sue you, might sue you, might sue you, might sue you

You should discontinue
Further usage of
Toasty too, so things will be fair enough
And I knew
You guys were too hasty
I've warned you
Stop using "Toasty"
They'll sue you, they'll sue you, they'll sue you, they'll sue you

Quizno's, Quizno's, that's not right for you
That's not right for you, that's not right
Well then well then
Get that word off your minds
Get that word off your minds, just get it off
Or Midway might
Just sue you once and for all

You should discontinue
Further usage of
Toasty too, so things will be fair enough
And I knew
You guys were too hasty
I've warned you
Stop using "Toasty"

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Darrell Wilhelm - September 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Obviously, TSB, you have never tasted a large Classic Italian sub from Quizno's with everything on it, white bread and yellow pickled peppers, and you must not have eaten the whole thing in one sitting. However, your parody was excellent.
Jason - September 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Dylan, if you don't mind me asking, why didn't you vote if you thought TSB's parody was exellent?
Darrell Wilhelm - September 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Jason, my name is not Dylan. I did not vote because I did not think to, and you cannot spell.
DJ Blaze - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
They should sue, even though THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR! 555

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